Jul 6
Eddie, a disaster broke ass bitch: eat the rich ammiright
Venom: if you insist
Eddie: wait no-- actually, yeah. Let's go find Elon Musk, I guess
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Eddie, a disaster broke ass bitch: eat the rich ammiright
Venom: if you insist
Eddie: wait no-- actually, yeah. Let's go find Elon Musk, I guess
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Venom: Any plans for tonight?
Eddie: No.
Venom: Loser.
Peter: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what venom will and will not eat.
Wade: Grass? Yes!
Peter: Moss? Yes!!
Wade: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Peter: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Wade: Worms? Sometimes!
Peter: Rocks? Usually nah.
Wade: Twigs? Usually!
Peter: Eddie 's cooking? Inconclusive!
Matt: How did you… test this?
Peter: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Marc: ... I'm not sure I know how to feel about this.
Eddie : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT!?
Some random thief: THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!!!
Mrs.Chen: wait a second, let me text Eddie
Thief: What???
Mrs. Chen: *texting* you just won a free meal
Venom, just entering in the store after receive the text: WHERE IS MY FOOD???
venom: *chewing on their Bad Decisions bagel in the corner*
eddie: what's in your mouth?
venom:
eddie: i said what the FUCK is in your mouth?
venom: *chews faster*
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Eddie and Venom at the Beach
Eddie, laying on a towel with his eyes closed: What a nice day to come out and relax. Right, bud?
Venom:
Eddie:
Venom: *loud screaming*
Eddie: *opens his eyes to see Venom trying to catch seagulls* S i g h
Venom: I’m just saying, next time I’m gonna get you.
Peter: I’m just saying I beat you twice.
Venom: The first time was a tie.
Peter: And the second time?
Venom: ...There was no witness’s the second time.
Dan, to Anne: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.
Venom, to Eddie: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.