Jul 14, 2025
Tim: Alright, raise your hand if you thought I was dating Conner.
Tim:
Tim: Conner, put your hand down
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Tim: Alright, raise your hand if you thought I was dating Conner.
Tim:
Tim: Conner, put your hand down
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Tim: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Bruce or Kon periodically send me texts saying βwe need to talk.β Tim: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going
I head-cannon that while Kon is really good at picking up when girls are flirting with him, he is completely oblivious when it comes to guys.
Tim: Thatβs a nice shirt youβre wearing.
Kon: Thanks, Birdie!
Tim: Bet youβd look really good if you took it off.
Kon: Pfft. Tim if you want to borrow my shirt you can just ask.
Tim:
Tim, internally: this fucking idiot
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Tim: *Applying lipstick*
Kon: Thatβs a nice color. It suits you.
Tim: We could match. I could test out the color on you.
Kon: Nah, it doesnβt look like my shade.
Tim, exasperated: What if I apply it to you by kissing you?
Kon: Wouldnβt that just smudge it everywhere.
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Kon: Hey Tim, do you want to have a sleepover at the manor? Tim: Sure.
Kon: Great. Iβll be there at 6:30 with snacks.
Tim: Itβs a date, then.
Kon: Haha! Youβre funny.
Tim: *dying a little bit inside* βββββββββββββββββββββββββ-
Tim, done with the subtle approach: Kiss me.
Kon: *chokes* what?
Tim: Kiss me and go on a date with me, PLEASE.
Tim: *violently opens the curtains*
Tim: Wake up or we'll be late for the parade!
Conner: MY EYES
Tim: It's called sunlight and it's not that bright.
Conner: IT'S NOT THE SUN IT'S YOUR OUTFIT.
Tim, completely draped in pride themed sequin clothings: oh
Bruce: Wow, it looks like you two are working hard on those college applications
Tim and Kon, writing Superman x Batman fanfiction together because they thought itβd be funny:
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Tim: When I get murdered, can you make sure Iβm an unsolved case?
Conner: What?
Tim: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Conner: Can we go back to the part when you said βwhen I get murderedβ?
Kon: Hey, Tim, Icarly without the car
Tim: Don't be ridiculous you can't fit a car inside a girl
Tim: Do you ever see something that changes your life and you're just huh.
Kon: I saw you.
Tim: Honestly, that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.