#incorrect soa

Chibs: That's it, I'm calling Y/N.

Jax: *Panicked* Wait! Please don't, They scare me.

Chibs: Too late for that Jackie boy. They're on their way now.

Y/N: *Bursts through through the door* Jackson Nathaniel Teller!

Happy: They had a fight

Juice: Why are they holding hands?

Happy: Plane tickets

Bobby: Concert tickets

Tig: Prostitution

Bobby: >:O language

Juice: Yeah watch your fucking language

Tig: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JUICE THE FUCK WORD?

Chibs: 'The fuck word'.

Rat: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Juice: Oh my god he censored it

Tig: Say fuck, Rat

Tig: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Chibs, desperately, as Tig bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Tig: Oh! B positive.

Chibs: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Clay: The aunt you only see once a year that always gives you money and comes off as vaguely threatening.

Jax: The aunt that can and will punch your ex in the mouth if she even thinks they hurt you, or might get your cousin to do it if she's too busy.

Tig: The aunt that's far too open about her sex life, but makes you feel comfortable enough to do the same with her.

Chibs: The aunt that you tell all your secrets because she gives great advice and won't tell your mum, she will spill her trauma when she gets drunk though.

Juice: Not your aunt, but your weed cousin.

Opie: The only normal aunt that keeps her sex life, trauma and crazy escapades to herself, but is easily the most approachable.

Happy: The vodka aunt who's always up to something and will do anything you ask her to if it involves something crazy or humanly impossible.