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Joker 🃏

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Ann: Uh-huh, uh-huh, REAL obvious.

Ann: And um. What is it exactly?

Yusuke: Everyone knows he injured his knee in high school! If you get him off balance, his injury will act up on him. Next time we fight, I will target it. And subdue him. And unchip him, and remind him of it every time he reminds me it is my turn to clean!

Yusuke: *displays artistic rendering of Ryuji cleaning in a maid outfit with an arrow pointing at him from the word "cute"*

Makoto: Right. But could we circle back to your not-at-all weird and very detailed theories on our weaknesses?

Akira: Yeah. Not all of us will be as easy as a weak knee.

Yusuke: *maniacal laugher* Ohhh, you don't believe me? That is -- hah, that is fine. I will simply demonstrate.

Yusuke: *picks up and throws a piece of tech*

Futaba: *squeals and dives for the tech*

Yusuke: Futaba's weakness--tech.

Yusuke: *holding up artwork corresponding to the weaknesses of each person* Haru, nuke. Morgana, electricity. Ann--cannot act to save her life. Also, extreme hair envy with Carmen.

Ann: *insecurely grips one of her ponytails*

Yusuke: Akira--crippling self doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris.

Akira: Whoa, whoa, whoa--that's like, really personal compared to electricity.

Sumi: Oh! Oh! Do me, do me next!

Yusuke: Sumi, curse. And an inability to unleash your full power due to your overwhelming fear of hurting the people you care about.

Sumi: Well, some people might say that's actually a positive quality.

Yusuke: It is not.

Yusuke: Makoto's weakness-- *freezes her motorcycle, rendering it useless*

Makoto: *le gasp, falling to her knees* You've spent a long time thinking about this, huh?

Yusuke: *while unfreezing Johanna* Contingency plans are how you win. And I always win.

Akechi: Okay, we get it. Phantom Thieves are easy to take down. You and your files don't have anything on real threats. Like me.

Yusuke: Delicious pancakes.

Yusuke: Well, then. You'll simply have to weigh the prose and cons.