#incorrect jegulus

sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.

sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

james: great! its a date!

regulus: i meant that as a threat

Regulus: i'm more into dark humor

Remus: regulus? Sirius' brother?

James: yeah. thoughts?