Ciri: What are you doing?
Jaskier: *carving "Not My Witcher" on a plank of wood* Protesting.
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Ciri: What are you doing?
Jaskier: *carving "Not My Witcher" on a plank of wood* Protesting.

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Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??
Jaskier: I'll be back by 9 p.m., my wolf!
Geralt at 9:01 p.m., after calculating millions of alternate ways things could go wrong and being convinced that Jaskier isn't coming back at all:
Geralt: Jaskier, it's four in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? Jaskier: No. Geralt: Jaskier... Did you glue yourself to the fridge? Jaskier: .. Yes.
Yennefer: What the—
Yennefer: Jaskier why the fuck are you hiding behind me, you're literally bigger than me.
Jaskier: SHHHhHhhhhh—!!!
Yennefer sighing: What did you do this time..?
Jaskier: well—
Geralt appearing out of the woods dripping wet and shirtless: JASKIER GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT YOU BASTARD!
Yennefer: ah.
Geralt: YENNEFER! WHERE IS HE!?
Yennefer: [pointing to her left]
[Geralt running away]
Yennefer:
Jaskier: ...thanks, I owe you.
Yennefer: This one's free.
Jaskier: What.
Yenenfer: I mean we both benefited from it anyway so consider your debt paid.
Jaskier: oh.
Yennefer: Yeah, you might wanna start running though.
Jaskier: huh?
[Geralt's screams getting closer]

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Jaskier: If you're sad and you know it clap your hands
Jaskier: If you're sad and you know it clap your hands
Jaskier: If you're stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy if you're sad and you know it clap your hands!
Geralt: *Clap clap*
Jaskier:
Geralt:
Jaskier: That was a joke, are you okay
*Jask, Yen, and Ciri all staring Geralt down in a mirror*
Yen: I am strong.
Geralt: I am strong.
Ciri: I am powerful.
Geralt: I am powerful.
Jaskier: I believe in me.
Geralt: ...
Jaskier: Geralt?
Geralt: Does it have to be true?