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Geralt: Is Jaskier favouring the rats?
Also Geralt, blinded by jealousy and rage: Yes, he probably is!
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Geralt: Jaskier, it's four in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? Jaskier: No. Geralt: Jaskier... Did you glue yourself to the fridge? Jaskier: .. Yes.
Yennefer: What the—
Yennefer: Jaskier why the fuck are you hiding behind me, you're literally bigger than me.
Jaskier: SHHHhHhhhhh—!!!
Yennefer sighing: What did you do this time..?
Jaskier: well—
Geralt appearing out of the woods dripping wet and shirtless: JASKIER GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT YOU BASTARD!
Yennefer: ah.
Geralt: YENNEFER! WHERE IS HE!?
Yennefer: [pointing to her left]
[Geralt running away]
Yennefer:
Jaskier: ...thanks, I owe you.
Yennefer: This one's free.
Jaskier: What.
Yenenfer: I mean we both benefited from it anyway so consider your debt paid.
Jaskier: oh.
Yennefer: Yeah, you might wanna start running though.
Jaskier: huh?
[Geralt's screams getting closer]
Geralt: I want to rearrange his guts.
Jaskier: Hey Geralt, could I-
Geralt: *punches him right in the pooch*
Geralt: ...
Geralt: Not quite, but close enough.
geralt: you know, you can be a real jackass.
lambert: you're just finding this out now?
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geralt after blaviken: just killed a woman. feelin good.
Jaskier: I'll be back by 9 p.m., my wolf!
Geralt at 9:01 p.m., after calculating millions of alternate ways things could go wrong and being convinced that Jaskier isn't coming back at all:
How I eat my lunch knowing full well that I ruthlessly broke my precious boyfriend's heart and left him behind in the mountains the day before
