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They ship of theseus’d my girl

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

It's fascinating to see people be like oh this author is terrible and putting money towards evil causes but if I pirate the books I'm not putting money in their pocket!

Nobody's saying you can't (no one can or should control your reading and purchasing habits, or at least no one on this here website, my sympathies if someone irl is in fact controlling your reading and purchasing) but I gotta ask, what makes you so desperate to read those books. Is it critique? Is it a required work for a course? Like. Do what you want, but it's forever a bit of a 'wut' moment when people go 'oh I'll just pirate the books then'

#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post

The Great Lakes are uncaring, don't care whether you live or die, ambivalent, pay no attention to you.

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

Here we all thought Twisted Wonderland was bizarre.

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

prettiest cryer ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢

When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano