tg/tg:m incorrect quotes while we wait for tg3 pt.2
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Jake: I know I have a nice ass because everytime I walk by I hear someone say, "What an ass"
Bob, whispering: ... Should we tell him?
Bradley: Nah, he's right he does have a nice ass.
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Ice: What's a conspiracy theory you guys believe in?
Goose: Everytime Mav pulls some dumb shit-
Ice: What?
Slider: Damn Mav's dumb shit got his ass before he could finish.
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Mav: 'God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers' When did I sign up for the war ?
Ice: When you joined the navy ?????
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Ice: I swear on your lives, I'm straight.
Goose: FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE, TELL CAROLE I LOVE HER
Slider: The light..... it's getting closer
Mav: My heart! I think it's failing!
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Jake: I've only said 'I love you' to two people in my entire life: Bradley and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Bradley.
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Ice: God, give me patience.
Goose: I think you mean “Give me strength”?
Ice: If god gave me strength, Mav would be dead.
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Bob: Adulting is hard, how do I quit?
Bradley, Javy: Time travel
Jake, Natasha: die
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Ice: Just saw my bf for the first time in a few months and he has a massive wound on his leg. He just glanced at it and said "brick fight"
Ice: When pressed: "nobody was mad, just a good old fashioned brick fight" ?????
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Mav: My favourite thing to do is say the dumbest, most cringey shit then watch the five stages of grief flash through Tom's eyes as he realises with horror that he still wants to kiss me.
