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RILEY MATTHEWS, HUMAN DISASTER:
inspired by @incorrectgmw’s post

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Riley: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Maya: Waste of a good hatchet.
Maya: Lucas, have I ever said something nice to you?
Lucas: no
Maya: Riley is perfect
Riley: own... thank you, sweetie
Cory: [grabs a stick and hits a student] BAD HORMONE-RIDDEN ADOLESCENT! BAD, BAD, BAD!
Shawn, talking to the clique six and unable to think of any topics besides poetry and Trauma: so the other day I found some unopened Kraft™️ singles in the dumpster, so that was pretty cool

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[Zay and Lucas looking at Lucas and Maya’s wedding album]
Lucas: I remember, during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn’t even say the words “I do”. Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Zay: That was you, Lucas. And no, I have not.
Lucas: Where is Maya?
Farkle: Doing stuff...
Lucas: And Riley?
Farkle: Trying to stop Maya from doing the stuff.
Lucas: Zay?
Farkle: He's trying to stop Riley from stopping Maya from doing the stuff.
Lucas: Oh boy... and what are you doing here then?
Farkle: I'm supposed to stop you from trying to stop Zay from trying to stop Riley from stopping Maya from doing the stuff.
Riley: You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.
Maya: If?
Maya: Riley, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox.
Maya: Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.