#incorrect eraserhead

Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?

Aizawa: every time i'm around Yamada my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets

aizawa: mic's the reason i get up every morning

Aizawa, during the students moving in the dorms: Yes, yes you have everything you need for safety.

Aizawa: if i'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means i'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and i can't handle your crap

Erasermic wedding:

PresentMic: you're the best husband ever. I wish I could marry you all over again

Aizawa: I like PresentMic a lot