#incorrect dumbledore quote

dumbledore: students! quiet down, quiet down! welcome to a new year at hogwarts! before we begin, i would like to briefly introduce you to your professors. to my right is professor minerva mcgonagall who, aside from her duties as deputy headmistress, teaches transfiguration and is head of gryffindor house. to my left is our resident potions master at hogwarts and head of slytherin house, professor severus simp — i beg your pardon, snake — ahem, snape,

i feel like dumbledore is the live slug reaction of the wizarding world. he looks down from on high either with approval or disapproval. he judges from a distance, but sometimes from up close. and dumbledore, like the slug, is actually gay. in this essay i will —