Dec 24, 2021
Sentry: Hey Cryptor, what do you want for Christmas?
Cryptor: Revenge.
Sentry: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Cryptor: Knives.
Sentry: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Cryptor: A new teapot.
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Sentry: Hey Cryptor, what do you want for Christmas?
Cryptor: Revenge.
Sentry: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Cryptor: Knives.
Sentry: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Cryptor: A new teapot.
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Zane: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Cryptor, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.
Cryptor: Does anyone have any questions?
Zane: Yes. Is this legal?
Cryptor: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Zane: Is this really the hill you want to die on?
Cryptor: Oh no, I just love arguing. I fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. Sorry for the confusion.
[Police sirens in the distance, getting closer]
Zane, who's never done anything wrong in his life: They’re after me.
Cryptor, who the police are actually after: You better start running then.
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Sentry: Cryptor?
Cryptor: Huh?
Sentry: Do you need a hug?
Cryptor: Haven’t I been through enough?
Cryptor, to Zane: Hm, I guess we’re not so different, you and I.
Cryptor: You have your law-abiding mentality, and me, I have all these knives.
Cryptor: I suppose we both have responsibilities when you look at it that way.
Cryptor: Some people are like slinkies- they’re completely useless, but when you push them down the stairs they never fail to make you smile.
Zane, backing away from the stairs: You know what, I think I’ll take the elevator-