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Ninjago Ships Textposts, part 1
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Jay: Who’s Geo?
Nya: Cole’s husband.
Kai: Cole has a husband?!
Cole: He’s not my husband.
Zane: How long has this been going on?!
Nya: 5 years.
Cole: He’s NOT my husband!
Lloyd: So let me get this straight, we have all been separated from each other for the last 5 years and when we finally reunite, you never thought to tell us that Cole has a husband?!
Cole: HE’S NOT MY HUSBAND!
Pixal: He died of natural causes.
Zane: You pushed him off the roof!
Pixal: Yeah, gravity! Its natural!
Master Wu, texting Kai: Text me when you’re at the temple safely. Kai: I’m here dangerously. Master Wu: Stop it. Kai: I’m here lethally.
Sanders sides quotes as Ninjago characters:
(quotes from 'Liz the nerd' on YouTube)
Zane: Or as they say in the theater, fracture a femur.
Morro: What??
Zane: The actual saying is "break a leg," but I improved it.
Morro: I hate both of those equally.
Zane: Well...
~~~
Kai: ...should go towards reaching some sort of peak!
Jay: Some sort of beak?
Kai: what? no.
Jay: Oh! Like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight!
Kai: You know what? Sure. You took the long way around, but we got there.
~~~
Harumi: Guilty as cha-
Lloyd: Hi, hello, what do you want?
Harumi: Thank you Lloyd, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction.
Mwah, mwah, so good!
Lloyd: Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.
~~~
Cole: I don't want to make you think you're some...
Jay: STUPID, DIRTY, ROTTEN, FILTHY SILLY, BILLY, NO GOOD FOR NOTHIN- uh, WHITE uh-- sSrVrvs- RAT, SCOUNDREL-B*TCH
Cole: Okay, thank you, Jay, for your help.
Jay: You're welcome.
~~~
Lloyd: Honestly I'm good, fam!
Zane: Now don't you go shortening the word "family" by cutting out my three favorite letters: I, L, Y.
(to be continued I'm tired)
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Lloyd: I made tea
Kai: I dont want tea right now
Lloyd: I never said it was for you
Kai: So why are you telling me then
Lloyd: To start a conversation
Kai: Lloyd thats a dumb way to start a converstion
Lloyd: Well we're having a conversation aren't we
Kai:.........
*Nya does cool Ninja Stuff*
Rogue Jay: Thats my girlfriend suckers!
Nya: Your Yang Jay.
Rogue Jay: My yang, even better!
Garmadon, a few years after the bite, trying his best to explain how the venom actually affects him: I don’t have an evil plan! All my evil is spur-of-the-moment! Wu, tell them how bad I am at planning!
