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Hey, you still alive?

Yes! Thank you for asking, it's most appreciated

Maybe I'll get back into regular posting soon! But maybe not. Whose to say?

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Peter: What would you say your life goal was growing up? You can't have always wanted to be an engineer

Tony: I wanted to be so self sufficient mathematically that I would never need to speak to anyone ever again

#haven't posted in a while #someone asked if I was still alive #saw this old post I made #based on a quote one of my old teachers said #he's dead now #but I'm not #so if felt fitting

Tony: Why the fuck are you doing that?

Peter: ... I'm hungry

Tony: That's a baguette

Peter: I'm aware...

Tony: but you're eating it horizontally

#marvel

marvel-lous-guy

Peter: Man, last night was so embarrasing

Tony: Peter, you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself, these things happen all the time

Peter: I am not ashamed Tony. I am embarrassed. Ashamed is what your parents are of you, embarrassed is what you feel when Friday opens the wrong window and you splat onto a window outside the communal floor of the tower and all the Avengers see you and you know they will never respect you and will always see you as the spiderkid that went splat

Harley: itsy bitsy spider went up the tower side, closed was the window then splat he almost died

#itsy bitsy spider #went up the tower side #closed was the window #then splat he almost died #its not funny harley!#stop singing that!#harley makes it his ringtone #and gets friday to sing it every night in peters room #and changes the protocol name from 'open the window' to 'stop spider from going splat'#now friday sings it every time peter goes splat #the avengers find it very funny #it somehow ended up on YouTube #i wonder how #subtly glances at tony #peter parker #tony stark #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes

marvel-lous-guy

Peter and Harley: *running around the living room in the compound* I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees! but this time around I sting like the bees! Heed my one warning, these trees won't be harmed! For I am the Lorax and I'm fucking armed!

Tony: *slowly backing away* How long have they been doing this?

Friday: Since Mr Barton told them about the wood piles on his farm and how he cuts down trees occasionally

Tony: ...and when was that?

Friday: approximately 3 hours ago

Clint: *from the vents* 3 hours and 13 minutes to be precise

#cling is eating popcorn in the vents watching them #friday is recirding and saving all of it #Clint invited Nat but she didnt want to come #shes just jealous that Clint claimed the vents first #at least thats what clint tells himself #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #tony stark

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Tony: Wait, I'm confused. Why does baby Yoda have completely different eyes to adult Yoda...?

Harley: Puberty

Peter: you know how baby's teeth fall out?

Tony: ...thank you, both of you, for those equally terrifying answers.

#how does puberty change grogu eye colour?#i have no clue either #i prefer peters version #another set of eyes behind the first ones #slowly pushing them out #until they fall out in the night #I'd imagine it has a lot of protein #it is probably a delicacy somewhere #or worth millions #or being hunted for a museum

marvel-lous-guy

Steve: Why are you eating tofu?

Bucky: I'm trying to convince Sam I'm a vegan

Steve: Why?

Bucky: I've been stealing his chicken from the fridge and if I'm vegan, he can't accuse me of stealing it

Steve: Why not just buy your own chicken, Buck?

Bucky: this is much more fun, watch

Sam: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!?

spiderblog-mcu

Tony: What are you getting Morgan for her birthday?

Peter: A unicorn hopefully.

Tony: they’ve got some at Build A Bear.

Peter: Well yes but I was going to get her a real one.

Tony: Unicorns aren’t real.

Peter: Not yet but I’m getting close. Oh by the way if you see a deformed horse fetus in your lab dont touch it, I’m pretty sure its radioactive.

#scott is already training it #its going to make a great friend for Antonio

marvel-lous-guy

Tony: it only takes 3 generations for you to basically be forgotten

Peter: you're tony stark and ironman. Why do you think you're going to be forgotten?

Tony: No. not me, you. And your family. No one remembers your family do they?

Peter: excuse me? I'll have you know that my great uncle is the reason you can't surfboard outside Burgerking during snowstorms

marvel-lous-guy

Steve: Why do you act like you don't care all the time, Tony!? Do you think it makes you look tough?! Because it really doesn't!

Tony: okay, first off, I'm not acting

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Peter: You know nobody is actually enforcing the laws of physics, right?

Tony: I’m sorry?

Peter proceeding to walk up the wall:

Tony:

#he fell down immediately

marvel-lous-guy

Peter: Isn't it amazing! Seven continents, eight billion people on the planet and a whole lifetime of choices and possible outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this particular moment... it had to be you stuck in the bathroom I walked into so I could pull this pole out of my thigh!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!? HOW ARE YOU BREATHING!? HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT ON THE SPOT, WHILE YOU HAVE A POLE IN YOUR THIGH!?

Peter: It's a gift

Tony: WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!

Peter: I am gonna tell everyone you were stuck in a public bathroom, you know that right?

Tony: *sarcastic* What bathroom? You think I use a public bathroom? Me? You're delusional from the blood loss kid

Peter: No I'm not!

Tony: But no one will believe you

Peter: you sick son of a bitch

#bringing this one back #because what a whirlwind #so many directions #north south east west #and the others too #up down sideways #diagonal

ironrad

Bucky: As much as they ruined my life, I have to acknowledge that the Greek origin of the name HYDRA is pretty clever

Peter: Oh, it originates back further than that

Steve: ?

Peter: Yeah, its true origin is the Latin root “updog”

Tony:

Bucky: What’s updog?

Peter: NOTHING MUCH DOG, WHATS UP WITH YOU???

Tony high fiving Peter:

Bucky:

Steve: What just happened…?

marvel-lous-guy

Tony: Hey, quit eating so much cake! You already ate a whole ice cream cake 2 hours ago!

Peter: So?

Tony: eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony

Peter: You're on your 3rd cherry pie!

Tony: eating too much pie is okay

Peter: Oh yeah, how?

Tony: Because the sin of Pi is always zero

Peter: *softly* holy shit. Mr Starks a genius

#bringing this one back because Im so shit at maths now guys #what happened #the circle of life #being good at maths #learning more maths #being bad at maths #or pie #thats a good circle

Peter: How much did that fake skeleton set you back?

Tony: Oh, I dunno. Bucky gave it to me.

Bucky: You wanted a fake skeleton?

#easy miscommunication #bucky barnes #tony stark #peter parker #marvel #mcu

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peter: i have a complicated relationship with zombies. they’re dangerous, but i love their swagger

Peter: What would you say your life goal was growing up? You can't have always wanted to be an engineer

Tony: I wanted to be so self sufficient mathematically that I would never need to speak to anyone ever again

#It worked for a while #then Peter showed up #suddenly talking didn't seem as bad as he remembered #rhody being the exception obviously to his original mission #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #credits to @gaydeadpoets

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