Jul 23, 2020
Bug: I don’t come from your typical nuclear family. I have four dads.
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Bug: I don’t come from your typical nuclear family. I have four dads.
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Locke: My first girlfriend left me in the middle of the night after our adoptive father died
Bug: That’s rough buddy
Bug: Hey Locke could you drive me to the mall?
Locke: What did Jean say?
Bug: No
Locke: So then why are you asking me?
Bug: Because he’s not the boss of you
Locke, internally: This is a trap
Bug: I’m telling you, Orphan Twists work! Every time I had a problem and I threw an Ophan Twist at it, BOOM! Suddenly I had a different problem!
Locke: I don’t trust whatever the Sanzas are teaching Bug.
Calo: Remember to always tip at least 20%, even if she’s rude. You never know what’s going on in her life and you should always give the benefit of the doubt.
Bug: *taking notes*
Jean: Idk Locke, it seems innocent enough
Galdo: Especially given what she’s doing for you.
Locke: I don’t think they’re talking about restaurants
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Bug: I just feel like a dirty thief:(
Locke: You’re NOT a dirty thief.
Bug: Yeah. I am.
Locke: You know what? You’re right. You ARE a dirty thief.
Bug: Huh?
Locke: You’re a dirty thief. What, you wanna be normal? You wanna be like everyone else? Being a dirty thief is the best, alright? I’m a dirty thief, and I love it!
Bug: Is that why you don’t have a girlfriend?