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Incorrect BAU Quotes but it's things my friends said:
Rossi: I only drink in company and sometimes alone. Emily: Children are a gift from hell. Hotch: I find sobbing straight-up pathetic. Alex: A VERB. YOUR SENTENCE NEEDS A VERB! Reid: I'm missing something like serotonin or maybe cocaine... Unsub: Bombastic side eye Morgan: stfu or you're gonna get a bombastic black eye
Garcia: I was -actually still am- a huge My Little Pony fan
Hotch: What was your good deed of the day? JJ: I parked my car very adequatley Hotch: And you? Elle: I'm a horrible person
Emily: I think we should fuck up god
Emily: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Hotch: There is no such thing.
Emily: how does ink come out of pens?
Hotch: Alright, there is such a thing.
Hotch: This is a bad idea.
Emily: You said that already.
Hotch: Well, it's worth saying again.
Reid: what was your first impression of me?
Emily, without hesitation: unstable.
Reid:
Emily: what do you expect? The first time I heard you, you told JJ about how you were writing a trauma comedy show about your life
JJ: the traumedy show.
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Emily: Am I going too far?
Hotch: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
The team standing infront of a house on fire:
JJ: So when’s the fire department here?
Hotch: Idk I-
Emily: 5 bucks I make it in and out with out getting burned!
Morgen: 10 bucks and I’m in
Emily: Deal!!
Hotch: You are not-
Morgan & Emily: WERE GOING INNNNN!
3 seconds later:
Morgen & Emily coming out of the house: WE ARE INDEED VERY FLAMEBLE
Criminal minds incorrect quotes pt. 2
Spencer: Hey, want some trail mix?
Penelope: (glaring) you mean M&Ms with obstacles
Emily: Putting soup in a square container... it's just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup...
Hotch: are you.. okay?
JJ on twitter: I'm just a small butterfly, why are you being mean to me? :(
Reid on twitter: piece of pie (7 minutes later) pie round 2
Emily: what do you guys put on first when getting dressed?
Luke: My shirt
Tara: ok winnie the pooh
Reid: I'm phobic
Reid: Just scared.
Penelope: (sends photo of tire pressure light) What does this mean D:
Derek: Don't worry about it babe
Penelope: Okay ❤️
Penelope: Yay ❤️
[Over text:]
JJ: Dude
Reid: I'm busy right now
Reid: I ate glass on accident
JJ: you what?
Reid: Please leave me alone
Reid: i ate glass