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Witch King: i'm so sorry about the torture you faced at the hands of Melkor.
Sauron, sniffling: I miss when he'd wear his sharp boots and step on me for hours at a time...
Witch King: Um?
Sauron, wiping his tears away: And when he'd string me up for days on end... I miss him so much.
Witch King: Master, are you alright?
Sauron, sobbing: I used to call him Master.
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Melkor: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Mairon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Melkor: Death is a social construct.
Melkor, walking in the middle of a war council with a single towel wrapped around his waist: which one of you thieving JERKS took my Galaxy dust bath bomb!?
Mairon: you have a problem
Melkor, covered in baby dragons: no I don’t
Melkor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Mairon: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Melkor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GOTHMOG WITH ME
Thuringwethil, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Melkor: BLOCKED.
Melkor: found out what Valentine’s Day is
Melkor: disgusting
Melkor: ...... where’s Mairon I have a gift for him
*The group is getting into the car*
Melkor: I’m driving.
Mairon, out of view: Shotgun!
Gothmog, turning to face Mairon: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Mairon: WOAH-
Mairon, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
