#incongruousmodelling

IncongruousModelling 15 ... At the intersection of ‘Person Mountain‘ and ‘Fat Facts’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: ‘By Blimps, About Blimps Becoming Blimps, To Blimps, On Blimps’.’ ... Overlord Henman is said to have gone to war with the Orphan Nation of Ugly Kids in a row about the State’s refusal to be good boys and girls and whether or not that’s why their parents didn’t love them. .. Behind the lens stepped proactive slut-shamer and hypocrite, Mary Titwank.. ... Bidding starts after mummy finishes her cup of tea and has a sit down, that’s all she asks, give her five minutes of bloody peace, you little shit!. ... #joethedouglas #incongruousmodelling #jtdincongruousmodelling #instalolz #mirrorpeople #joethedouglasgraphicart #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #benice #manmountain #tntbacincongruousmodelling #nonsense #satire #joke #lol #graphicart #funny #satire #graphicartist #funnypicture #funnymemes😂 #funnytexts #funnykids #funnyashell #artgraphic #funnyshitt #funnycomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/CZO_4vioOoV/?utm_medium=tumblr

IncongruousModelling 15 ... At the intersection of ‘Person Mountain‘ and ‘Fat Facts’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: ‘By Blimps, About Blimps Becoming Blimps, To Blimps, On Blimps’.’ ... Overlord Henman is said to have gone to war with the Orphan Nation of Ugly Kids in a row about the State’s refusal to be good boys and girls and whether or not that’s why their parents didn’t love them. .. Behind the lens stepped proactive slut-shamer and hypocrite, Mary Titwank.. ... Bidding starts after mummy finishes her cup of tea and has a sit down, that’s all she asks, give her five minutes of bloody peace, you little shit!. ... #joethedouglas #incongruousmodelling #jtdincongruousmodelling #instalolz #mirrorpeople #joethedouglasgraphicart #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #benice #manmountain #tntbacincongruousmodelling #nonsense #satire #joke #lol #graphicart #funny #satire #graphicartist #funnypicture #funnymemes😂 #funnytexts #funnykids #funnyashell #artgraphic #funnyshitt #funnycomedy https://www.instagram.com/joethedouglas/p/CZO_utPNBzR/?utm_medium=tumblr

#IncongruousModelling 14 ... At the intersection of ‘Glow Up‘ and ‘Me, Myself and I’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: ‘In-grown Hair, Outgrown Lesbian’.’ ... The artist, who wishes to remain anonymous, took his inspiration from those people who are expelled from a birth canal at a close interval to their sibling or siblings and who can often bear striking resemblance to each other. ‘Mirror People’ is the way they are often referred to and can usually be found in prison, police custody or on the run. ... Behind the lens for this piece was Marcus Deadtome, who has won the Nobel Prize for kicking people in the balls no less than eight times. ... Bidding starts at a pat on the back. ... #joethedouglas #incongruousmodelling #jtdincongruousmodelling #instalolz #mirrorpeople #joethedouglasgraphicart #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #benice https://www.instagram.com/p/CSiHJTJoxVQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

#IncongruousModelling number 4 ... At the intersection of ‘inconvenient to peel’ and ‘deodorant check’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: ‘Crotch Fruit’. ... The model is 3 year old up-and-coming Pineapple model and toddler-identifier, John Adams. ... Behind a lens we had none other than the world-record holder for endurance fisting: Kermit the Pervit. ... Bidding starts at a breathy “hello.” ... #eroticart #pinenapple #eventhoughineveryotherlanguageitsananas https://www.instagram.com/p/B_0ja_GjYee/?igshid=1fopq9x3q284s

#IncongruousModelling number 3 ... At the intersection of ‘that Shakespeare one with the skull’ and ‘Google confirms it’s Hamlet’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: Hyper-Sexualised Corpse Head. ... Whether in our most intimate moments in the bedroom, or as a conversation-starter at a dinner party to which we won’t see a return invitation, at one time or another we’ve all wondered how it might feel to get our penises inside a fresh human skull. ... Dionne Warwick stepped behind the camera for today’s shoot and left without saying goodbye to anyone. ... Bidding starts at the memory of the touch of another human’s skin. ... #skullfucking #goforthesocket #cheekboners https://www.instagram.com/p/B_jfOqLjkSw/?igshid=1m7805b0pu9hj

#IncongruousModelling number 2 ... At the intersection of ‘unkillable houseplant’ and ‘desire for sleep’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: Lusting Efernally. ... This tender moment between plant and haemorrhoid-owner drills deep into the bond between mankind and nature-in-a-pot. ... Behind the lens lurks Photographic Superstar SLASH rapist, Warwick Doversonowitz. ... Bidding starts at 10 hyperactive children’s underpaid and overqualified AuPairs. ... #eroticart #plant #aupairshebettadont https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Uu_qnDyuE/?igshid=1vk16nl183hdd

#IncongruousModelling number 1 ... At the intersection of ‘love for bananas’ and ‘need a shower’ we find ourselves inextricably at this familiar scene: Soapy Erotifruit. ... This every-man struggle has been beautifully captured by the world’s number 7 Erotic Fruit and Legume model: Penelopé Shag, with Oliver Assassination behind the lens... giving the photographer a top-notch blowie. ... Bidding starts at 10 limp handshakes. ... #eroticart #banana https://www.instagram.com/p/B_KAv49Dmov/?igshid=19ldti3dxbayi