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From my most favouritest person online at the moment: @ms_hdic • • • Monday Mantra 106: “have a good day on purpose” • • • #mondaymantra #mondaymantras #joethedouglasmondaymantra #joethedouglas #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #mondaymantra #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinxking #tntbacmondaymantra https://www.instagram.com/p/CpeC8opoAf7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#mondaymantra 105 • • • This too shall pass. • • • Times are bad? This too shall pass. Times are good? This too shall pass. • • • #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #trynottobeacunt #tntbac #funny #humor #satire #funnypicture #humorous #funnyphotos #selfieart #instapic #instagram #comedy #parody #comedian #photography #art #mondaymantra #mondaymantras #joethedouglasmondaymantra https://www.instagram.com/p/CkrmUj6IRAF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#TheyBeLike Issue 3: Influencers Be Like… • • • HERE LIES: Character Admiration & Immitation Based On Substance. • • • “OMG I am totally in love with thas neu photo editing app, ‘FACEtious’. I was proparly hanging after last night’s Champagne lunch-launch of Boutique Spastique’s new range of numbing anal bleach ‘UPSKIRT.’ But thas neu app made me look fit, fresh, and totally asking for it!” - Audrey Hepburn • • • #influencer #influencersbelike #theybelike #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinking #satire #instragramhumour #humour #instagay #gaypride #lovegay #gayshoutout #comedian #parody #irony #laughoutloud #picoftheday #drole #humor #offensivememes #instalaugh #spoof #satiregram @tntbac #influenceza #influenceza21 https://www.instagram.com/p/CiDbiC2Dl4r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Fuckin’ nailed the message with this marketing shot. • • • Three cheers for very gentle smut! • • • #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #trynottobeacunt #jtdangrilypointing #tntbac #selfie #funny #humor #satire #funnypicture #humorous #funnyphotos #selfieart #instapic #instagram #comedy #parody #comedian #photography #art #joethedouglas #bekindbefilth https://www.instagram.com/p/ChkYWGdD7iC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Salaciously Glancing at Animals • • • #salaciouslyglancingatanimals episode 3. • • • • Name: Pijun • Alias: ‘Definitely Not Pih-junn, that’s for sure!’ • Star sign: The Gloved Wanker - Mid-Early Tuesday to last week’s peak nonce. • Personality type: BTYAYKI (better than you and you know it). • Best Known For: That one time he pecked Stefi Graf’s breast. • Catchphrase: “Now that’s what I call a coup!” • • • It’s the useless flying rat we all hate, and as soon as the ones in London realise that they outnumber humans by 2 to 1 we’re all in serious trouble. • • • Also remember the Pigeon woman from Home Alone 2… the suspiciously plump homeless woman who just looooved the pigeons. Eating them. Definitely. • • • Pijun! • • • #salaciouslyglancing #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #famimals #famousanimals #jtdfamimals #joethedouglas #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglasfamimals #tntbac #bekind #satire #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinking #funny #funnymemes #sexyanimals #joke #funnymeme #funnypics #funnyposts #funnytumblr #satire #funnypic #funnypost ##funnytextposts #funnyday #lolz #funnyanimals https://www.instagram.com/p/CgsJjjQDl-N/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#Famimals ep 2. • • • Dolph-dumbgr-in the Dumb Grin Dolphin. • • • Terrific news, everyone. We’ve been in touch with Japan, and finally caught enough of that subaquatic mammalian pest to put the *TNTBAC Eco Tote Bag* back on the virtual shelves. Many thanks to Japan and their futuristic-forward-thinking-and-simultaneously-painfully-backwards-and-traditional-sealife-hating culture. Nice work 👍 • • • Kill a Dolphin 🐬 🔫 Save the planet 🌎 ❤️ Love all the naminals 🐇 👈 Except for Dolphins 🐬🖕 • • • #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #trynottobeacunt #jtdangrilypointing #tntbac #selfie #funny #humor #satire #funnypicture #humorous #funnyphotos #selfieart #instapic #instagram #comedy #parody #comedian #photography #art #nukethedolphins #stupidgrinpricks (at Seapark) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfaCEnDD-Rm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Athlazywear has landed. So soft they make me want to punch something I used to think was soft but by comparison no longer do… like a baby or summink. • • • #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #mondaymantra #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinking #athlazywear #athlazywear #gymwanker #meggings #realmenweartights #tntbacshop https://www.instagram.com/p/CcoLDohI2tp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Pleased to announce that the leggings I designed have hit the @tntbac shop. • • • I’ve been working on the #FAFleggings (Flattering As Fu*k) for a while, and on the last slide you can see bits of their development. • • • Haven’t decided on a name for the line, but lots more athlazywear in the pipeline. • • • #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #mondaymantra #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinxking #athlazywear #jimvvanker #gymwanker #meggings #realmenweartights #tntbacshop https://www.instagram.com/p/CcGEIBvDsgF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=