#inabainsanity

“Even if the article somewhat absolved you of your involvement at the end, it didn’t seem like the tengu was very convinced of what Doremy had to say.  And plus it’s not going to help your case when one of the photographs used was of you holding someone at gunpoint.”

It had been a fairly quiet night up until this moment, when a shrill cry pierced the silence of Eientei and woke Kaguya with a start.  As she sat upright in her futon, rubbing the sleep from her eyes, she thought for a moment before realizing that the voice of that cry sounded an awful lot like Reisen.  Upon recognizing this, she jumped to her feet rather quickly.  She was worried that something must have happened to her!  Or perhaps to her baby??  She was staying in a room just down the hall, so the princess took off to see what was going on, not bothering to put on any slippers and still wearing her long and flowing nightgown.  Upon arriving at Reisen’s room, she quickly slid the door open to behold a rather horrified-looking rabbit.

“...I wonder if it’s insulting to guess that her favorite food is carrots. Hm...”

The sage sighs.  “I was hoping it would not come to this, but the princess leaves me no choice, Udonge.  I can not and will not deny what she has said about me.  I did indeed recommend doing away with you when you first came to Earth.

SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I see Reisen! I WANT TO PET HER TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”