"Anakin would give a fake name and Obi-Wan would mess it up all the time and be very obvious about it" <- OK but what if there is a Stewjoni endearment that begins with "Ana" and instead of thinking Obi-Wan is fucking up his name, they think Obi-Wan is trying incredibly incredibly hard to not call him by that endearment (which is /obviously/ the reason Obi-Wan is embarrassed and reticent to meet their eyes every time he does it)
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oh man!! this is genius, absolutely!! obi-wan and vaderkin keep having to sit down at family dinners together on opposite sides of the table (exes in a romcom where they end up back together style)
and everytime anakin (who is called set by the rest of the kenobis because anakin is using His Fake Name) says anything, obi-wan reflexively replies even if it has nothing to do with him and he's on the other side of the garden patio area and also he hates vader with a mustafar-level burning passion
but also he always also ends his rebuke with anak, which is like a stewjoni term of endearment that means like. sweetest of my heart's desires or something just incredibly cheesy.
and all of obi-wan's family is like lol get a load of this guy so obsessed with our set that he's performing verbal acts of cringe-worthy pda in front of us!
but obi-wan's parents are like we can't outwardly make fun of him! obviously he is learning our culture and our language!! and we can't discourage that!!
so every time obi-wan goes to say anakin's name and then chokes, his family is like lmao fucking transparent loser (but politely hiding their reactions so as not to bully their obi-wan's honest attempts at embracing his stewjoni roots) and both vaderkin and obi-wan are none the wiser
