I am deciding officially, after a long night at work and an early morning ahead of me, with little sleep in between, to come off anon and reveal that it is I who requested a guideline of how to become friends with you. Maybe this will encourage the other anon to do the same. And then maybe they and I can become friends also. We'll be like the dynamic duo. Only there will be three of us. And we can talk about how the illuminati have infiltrated our lives in the form of mangoes. Or whatever.
oh my gosh, I feel honoured and happy and overjoyed, all at once!!!! I AM GRACED TO SEE YOUR TUMBLR FACE, YOUR URL, THE ONLINE EXPRESSION OF YOUR INNERMOST FAN. what a day. WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY.
the dynamic duo made of three people is a concept that I find REALLY FUNNY omg. like if there were a thing called, like, the three musketeers, except the whole story was actually about four musketeers. OH WAIT.
look I’m just saying have you ever seen a confirmed illuminati member who is not holding a mango? no. I didn’t think so.