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requesting stankyle first ever kiss :’) they are so special
they went on to ignore that this happened for WEEKS afterwards
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Casually calling Leon "good boy" and he genuinely short circuits and gets flustered. He wants you to do it again.
god yeah.
it was probably in a joking way; you asked him to grab something for you from the other room or something simple like that. something that he doesn't give a second thought about doing for you. and when he returns, you plant a kiss on him and say good boy and he freezes like a deer in headlights. tries to ignore the way it makes his stomach burn.
he has to sit down next to you on the couch, stiff and reeling. he can feel the heat radiating up his spine all the way to his cheeks. meanwhile you're humming and doing whatever you were up to before.
he can't stop thinking about it. the next day turns into the weekend and then the next week and he's desperate to hear you say it again. the fact he's so wrecked over your praise kind of has him scoffing at himself. apparently he has a thing for this. he shouldn't be so surprised, he's weak for you in every other facet, too.
he starts doing absolutely everything he can think of to get close to that again. bringing you flowers, stopping by your office with a coffee and your favorite lunch. he gets kisses and your smile, a sweet "thank you, handsome" which is reward enough, but nothing close to the high he's chasing.
Let me tell you your Daeron Fics have been the highlight of my week. I've been rereading them like twice a day😭 might be my fave fic of all time. Kudos to you for your great work. Pls continue writing
Awwww omg thank you!!!! I’m so glad you’re enjoying!!! I hope you enjoy this one as well, bc I’m such a sucker for the idea of Egg having a good relationship with Daeron’s wife🥺
Conversations in the Garden
Description: At a garden party with your husband Daeron asleep in your lap, you discuss the past and finding love with your good brother Egg. (Set a year or so before the tourney)
“I wish you had known him before,” Aegon said, his voice cutting above the noise of the garden party, the laughter, the singing, and the drunken cheers and shouts of delight.
made-up fic title = how to fold a paper plane
Something happens and Buck needs a baby sitter for Theo only every other trusted adult in his life is suddenly busy so in a panic he scrolls down his contact list and calls Tommy. Who, of course, agrees even though his eye brows do that thing. Buck can't see them but he knows they are.
Tommy is sort of like. Wtf do I even do with a kid but when he tells Theo he's a pilot Theo wants to make a helicopter to fly and Tommy looks around and is like. Best I can do is a paper airplane kid. So they spend all day making more and more elaborate paper airplanes ans Tommy even begrudgingly looks on YouTube for suggestions and they through them out of the attic window much to Theo's delight.
Theo of course is enchanted with Tommy and the paper airplanes and then regular toy airplanes and then real life airplanes and as he gets a little older Tommy buys him his first model airplane. He and Theo spend hours in the garage together building it and it's some of the most quiet and focused Buck has ever seen Theo. Tommy and Theo keep building model planes together and one day they build one and when they show it to Buck it has "Evan, will you marry me?" painted along the side and Buck cries so hard he nearly breaks the model.
Theo talks them into an airplane themed wedding and Tommy bemoans how much harder a paper helicopter is to make and how their kid imprinted on the wring kind of air craft and then Buck kisses him and they don't come up for air for a very long time. One day Theo folds up the adoption paperwork into one of the fancy paper planes he and Tommy learned how to make and sails it across the room and when Tommy opens it he cries so hard they have to reprint the paperwork.
And Theo grows up to be a mechanical engineer and works on planes and has a huge successful career and he has an old, worn paper airplane sitting on his desk.
So…that new chapter huh?
Imu has personally come to whoop Usopp’s ass after calling him out, it seems.
Do you know how ballsy and unlucky you have to be for your roasts to make the Devil break his 900 year house arrest to pinpoint your name, address, and social security number so he can Batman pose on the nearby roof as he asks you to cash the check your mouth wrote?
Usopp got the shadow ruler of the world to touch the grass that he's currently bringing to life through sheer malevolence alone. And he's not even conscious to realize it yet! 😭😭
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singer reader x lando, maybe meeting her thru martin garrix or smth :), let ur imagination run wild! love ur writing <3
hi nonnie!! i wanted to try something different with this, but i hope you like it!! :)
warnings: this is just a silly little smau but there’s some mature themes /innuendos sprinkled around :)
lando brainrot? lando brainrot.
I imagined this scene while I was taking a shower: what would it be like if Hiccup were dating Astrid's sister (who's the Reader)?
Like, Idk, but I imagined a scene of Hiccup having his first time and thinking, "I fucked Astrid's sister... OH SHIT, I FUCKED ASTRID'S SISTER!"
dude is walking home with a pep in his step, grinning from ear to ear thinking “wow, i can’t believe i fucked astrid’s sister!”. once he realizes what he’s done he stops dead in his tracks and realizes death will be at his door the moment Astrid finds out. cue “Oh SHIT, I fucked Astrid’s sister!”, followed by “duh duh duh, I’m dead!”
he’s thinking of a million different ways he could avoid Astrid for the rest of his life (and maybe Astrid’s sister because every time Hiccup sees her, he can only think of how her lips parted and her eyes widened when he slipped inside her and he is not about to get an erection in public). he’s not slick though so ofc the two of them would get mad suspicious; Astrid because he’s acting even more weird and strange than usual and Astrid’s sister because he was all over her a few days ago and now it’s radio silence from him. eventually he’s gonna have to man up and face both of them cause he can’t hide what he did from Astrid forever and he can’t avoid Astrid’s sister forever. it's not like he even wants to avoid her anyway! he just gets a little hard every time he sees her which isn't the most convenient.
he'd man up and decide that the best option is to face Astrid’s sister first and tells her he’s terrified of how Astrid will whoop his ass when she finds out about them. he'd tell her that he’s sorry for avoiding her for so long but 1. he's absolutely terrified of Astrid and he doesn't want to dig his grave even deeper by being around her and 2. he malfunctions just by being in her presence because he gets flashbacks to their little encounter every time she enters his field of view. once he makes up with Astrid's sister, now he can confront the bigger problem. she wouldn't let him tell Astrid by himself though since she actually cares for Hiccup and doesn't want him dead.
surprisingly Astrid is like really cool with all of it! she's just sitting there like "....okay? that's what you needed to tell me? you really think i care about your sex life that much?". the whole thing seems too good to be true but both Hiccup and Astrid's sister leave feeling better about the entire situation now that that weight is off their chest. flashforward to a few days later where Hiccup is cornered in the forge by Astrid as she threatens his entire bloodline if he even thinks about doing any harm or wrongdoing to her sister.
"I know where you live. I know where you work. I know where you spend your free time at. I know a lot of things about you, Hiccup. Those things can be used against you very easily. I want you to remember that the next time you're with my sister. You will treat her with respect and you will not break her heart or else I will break your only good leg and erase the possibility of you ever having kids. Got it?"
he'd be looking over his shoulder and sleeping with one eye open for the next few months, but it's all worth it when he's got Astrid's sister by his side (and sometimes on his dick)!
Thank you for posting Kinger art! He looks so fluffy and squishable.
I love Kinger
