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growing up, were you obsessed with the “girl cuts off hair and dresses in boys’ clothes as a disguise and runs away” trope, or are you straight

OH HEY i tell you what when i get a gf i’ll be able to take pictures of her and she can take pics of me and we can ACTUALLY start an ootd aesthetic blog. just another reason why i need a gf. currently taking applications if anyones interested

can i just give a huge shoutout to women who don’t wear makeup. who don’t shave. who cut their hair short bc it’s easier to deal with like that. who wear trousers to business meetings instead of pencil skirts. who wear full briefs or boxers instead of the ‘sexy’ knickers. who have a bit of pudge on their tummies when they sit down. who will drop a toxic ‘friend’ if they need to but who comforts the friend who picks them back up. who allow their face to express what it feels. who are blunt and don’t take any shit. who make jokes and find the time to laugh at everything.  keep being you. you being and acting like a whole human being doesn’t somehow make you less of a woman or less of a person, and you acting like yourself in your natural state shouldn’t have to single you out as ‘gnc’. if you see yourself in these words... you’re an inspiration to us all. ilysm

girls who know way too much about the late medieval period/early tudor periods could easily destroy boys who know way too much about ww2. just sayin’

no thoughts just an overwhelming primal desire to sit in one of those hanging cushion-filled egg chairs that you find at garden centres

yoooooo do you ever have someone objectively really cool follow u and ur like.. omg.. my blog? my life’s work? has been satisfactory.,. the spells i have cast... the machinations i have put in place.., these things have all come to fruitiomn... i have Won Tumblr

i want to live i want to learn i want to get a van and travel the world i want to make unbreakable mutual friendships i want to meet people i want to see the sky and sea and mountains and forests i want to create i want to paint i want to write i want to live i want to grow things i want to share i want to be happy in my skin i want to be free i want to have fun i want to get happy drunk with my friends at midnight i want to be loved i want to fall in love i want to have sex i want to get married i want to cook for my wife i want to buy a plot of land and build a life with those i love i want to share i want to live i want to love i want i want i want i want i want