#imbw

i think cardi's soulmate is a gay gamer furry from the city, close to his age, who is just as 80s nostalgia-poisoned as cardi is.

ideal boyfriend for cardi will have a collection of old toys / action figures and retro games, won't even laugh too hard when cardi sucks absolute shit at every game they play together, and will introduce cardi to the furry community and help him design his fursona and bring him to gay furry sex events.

i've always liked the headcanon that he's originally from new york, since his mom attended his first concert in new york city

also he spent like the entire second half of 2016, leading up to / after the us presidential election, ranting about how much he hates tr*mp and doesn't want him to be the us president.

terzo literally said hashtag #notmypresident lmao

PAPA EMERITUS III: Yeah! Let me hear you say “Yes!” Yes! Yes! Yes! But still… No! He is not the fucking president! God damn it… But anyways… It’ll be better one day. Trust me. But one– yeah, four years is just shit. We’ll see. Brooklyn, New York, USA (November 12, 2016)

but craziest of all, he turned mourning Leonard Cohen, notably a canadian, into another anti-tr*mp speech moment. HE DID THIS IN CANADA.

PAPA EMERITUS III: I grieve… Today, I grieve the late Leonard Cohen. And it is a shame that one of the last things he probably learned was of that bastard that is gonna move into the White House. Toronto, Canada (November 10, 2016)