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Stephen: [walking into the kitchen] hey kid, what are you eating? Peter: A full square meal. Stephen: in a cup? I doubt that. Peter: dairy, grain, and cinnamon comes from a plant so... Peter: plus it's actually square! [holds up a spoonful of cinnamon toast crunch] Stephen:

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Marauders quotes from things said in my household

Sirius: Everyone's getting married. I want to get married. Remus marry me.

Remus: Huh? Wot? Okay.

Peter: You can't get married if I fight your best man in a duel and win!

Remus: Bold to assume you're not the best man

Sirius: No, no you need to do this. Hang on let me tell James.

Sirius: See its going to be hilarious because James is like 6'7

Peter: I can take him! I'll kick him in the knees and when he bends down I'll punch him in the face!

Sirius: I would pay money to see you try we're doing this.

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You know, I’m kind of sad I haven’t seen any fics where Peter Snaps instead of Tony because he can survive it and then he just rips his arm off while people stare on in horror and he’s like lol no it’s okay it’ll grow back and then he passes out from blood loss, but like? It does grow back so now from his shoulder branching out across his torso and neck are these really intense scars but they abruptly cut off at a jagged line and people are like ??? And he’s like that’s just where it grew back

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steve: here is a list of crimes the avengers are in trouble for—

peter: LOOKIN THIS GOOD

tony: DAMN STRAIGHT *high fives peter*

steve, crossing his arms: that is not one of them, no.

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I feel like this sums up Peter pretty well

Also me.

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