feralities sent a post Mr. Pokee

tell me ye got one of these

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Nope

Got two

feralities

!!!

do they need hats

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

sure

can always use some headgear

they got quills so keep that in mind

feralities

that just makes it easier to pin em in place

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

hey, while you're here

there another animal you'd want photos of for the sponsor thing?

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Cholula's not in the clinic anymore

feralities

oh

really

?

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

nah. She's adopted, kind of.

feralities

that's good

i guess

who was it

is that gonna happen to starbuck

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

a doctor took her in

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

and no, never. Lola's not for sale

she and the clinic ain't ever parting

feralities

good

don't ye get sad

giving em away all the time

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

they're going off to good homes

I make sure of it

Plus there's only so many I can take care of on my own

feralities

how can ye tell they're good

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Lot a paperwork. Lot a questions.

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Gut feelings. You can tell when a person cares about an animal, and when you can’t the animal sure can

Animals are better at knowing who’s good and bad than people are

feralities

they should be putting starbuck on the witness stand at trials

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Ms. Kowal'd have a field day I'm sure

Its not a moral judgement, Munro. Just knowing who's willing to love them and who doesn't give a shit about em

Loving a pet and being good for them doesn't have shit to do with the law

feralities

wait really

the law and morality line up so neatly on other shit

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

animals don't got a frame of reference for grand larceny or whatever

they know if you love them and mean it and nothing else matters. S'the beauty of em

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

i'd rather give a pet over to a petty criminal who's gonna love and take care of them than am upstanding citizen who only wants a pet to match their picket fence

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

i'd rather give a pet over to a petty criminal who's gonna love and take care of them than am upstanding citizen who only wants a pet to match their picket fence

feralities

what about a non-petty criminal

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

listen munro a pet can't tell the differene

unless their crimes are animal abuse they don't give a shit

we don't deserve them end of story

feralities

i'm just fuckin with ye jack

ye dinnae think much of people huh

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

doesn't matter what i think or don't think of em unless they want to buy a pet

feralities

mulch-and-more that face youve been wearing, i found the body and its taken care of

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Oh. Well, thank you. I hope it wasn’t too much of an inconvenience.

fastsatisfactions im here where d'you keep the pet food

oh shit

someone's here

doc there's an intruder

fuck i got this

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Misha wait

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Ms. Munro is also there

Please don’t try to karate her

But if you’re there also please make sure she hasn’t eaten all the pet food or smuggled out a pet

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

did you fucking come after Munro with a bat?

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

the both of you i swear

fastsatisfactions

i protected

your pets

youre' welc

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

fix your nose reznikov

fastsatisfactions

you fix my nose doc

don't tkae orders from

people with deregrees

unless they pay me

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

find somewhere else

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

we're closed

fastsatisfactions

ya your place mde that

totes clear

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

glad it did

don't bleed out, but don't come here

have a good night

fastsatisfactions

y'ain't the boss of me

i was looking out for your fuckin zoo

have a shit night

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

feralities [photo of lola, cronching on a strawberry. no caption.] what does the griffon eat

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic Jerky strips mostly They’re in a cabinet in the cat room

feralities oh those are for the animals

feralities ?

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic Yes

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic If they have mysteriously gone, Pickles’ll eat the hard cat food

feralities sick ye should really label em wait there's someone here don't come back til i give the all clear

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic It’s Misha He’s helping out

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic He comes to the clinic and he’s all good to be there

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic Ms. Munro? Dammit don't kill anyone

feralities didn't house isn't happy though

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic why what happened

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic did you feed all the animals

feralities most of em knocked hotshot out

feralities then the house almost ate us

feralities it's not gonna turn that on ye right

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic you fucking knocked out misha?

feralities he had a bat

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic he had a bat, great no fighting in my damn clinic

feralities he'll be fine

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic next time i'll ask the owner to eat you myself i swea swear

feralities i can set broken noses

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic [jackie leaves the conversation to take many deep breaths]

feralities i thought he was breaking in

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic thank you for your help Ms. Munro I'll let you know if i desire your services again have a good evening

feralities dude if yer pissed just say it i wouldn't have hit him if i knew but yer not my boss and i wasn't providing "services"

Last Wednesday at 5:50 PM

shadowmansss Ficx ur face yet? When I stopped by Pete's this morning I told Song 2 b on the lookout for a cas impersonator

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Unfortunately not. Your efforts are noted and appreciated, however.

shadowmansss Damn that suck :/ I'll keep my eyes peeled during deliveries 2 night

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Thank you. That does bring me some form of comfort in these troubling times. Last Wednesday at 9:42 PM

shadowmansss Np. It won't even cost that much ;))))

obsessivecompulsivecontestant My hero.

Last Friday at 6:41 PM

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Please do actually try to find my face I am very uncomfortable with this one. Last Friday at 8:00 PM

shadowmansss I think I've gotta lead gonna check it out in a few ;) well discuss payment l8r

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Thank you, Oscar, you’re America’s sweetheart.

(later, but the same day)

shadowmansss Do tou know anything about this guy? Cause youd think with an face upgrade hed do SOMETHING interesting

obsessivecompulsivecontestant I think there’s a compliment to be found there somewhere. Do you think I’m handsome, Chance? I know a bit, yes.

shadowmansss Listen if I have to choose between looking at the face you have lnow every tuesdat or your og one I'd rather the later Tell me what u know I might have to do some more force

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Ah. I do not recommend that. I appreciate the effort but I think now is the time to draw back.

shadowmansss Dont worry babe I'm not gonna ruff up your face or anything.

obsessivecompulsivecontestant That’s not my concern. Don’t be foolish.

shadowmansss [Caspian is left on read]

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Oscar Chance.

shadowmansss [Oscar continues to not check his phone.] Last Saturday at 2:04 AM

obsessivecompulsivecontestant If you die I will find someone else to match Halloween costumes with.

shadowmansss lost him

Last Saturday at 5:02 PM

obsessivecompulsivecontestant [[photograph of Caspian, sleep-mussed in a half-darkened room. He holds his hand over his mouth in a peace sign, eyes shut. The face he is wearing is undeniably his own]] Well, whatever you did, it worked.

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Thank you. Last Saturday at 7:43 PM

shadowmansss Glad 2 see that, but not surprising considering how badlyb I scared the bastard last night

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Thank you. And it went alright? You're not hurt?

shadowmansss Not in the slightest dont worry babe

obsessivecompulsivecontestant I wasn't worried. I had full faith in your capabilities. We'll need to discuss payment, correct?

shadowmansss Well adding delivery fee

shadowmansss Gas My milkshake I bought Plus my time and effort

obsessivecompulsivecontestant Mhm, mhm. Yes.

shadowmansss Make thst thing you were cooking the last time I was over and well calk it even ;)

This Isn't A Debate

[Pulled from an AOL Instant Message log from Friday April 25, 2003 at 9:43 am, unedited]

Session Start (AIM - trevorbrklyn:MattCarlin): Fri Apr 25 09:43:47

[09:43:AM] MattCarlin: How is susan?

[09:43:AM] TrevorBrklyn: gassy

[09:44:AM] MattCarlin: LOL.

[09:44:AM] TrevorBrklyn: she kneeled down yesteray and blew up a wind storm

[09:44:AM] MattCarlin: Oh my.

[09:44:AM] MattCarlin: That's fun.

[09:44:AM] TrevorBrklyn: folkes feel such comfort around me

[09:45:AM] TrevorBrklyn: that bodily functions do become quite amusing

[09:45:AM] MattCarlin: Hmmm.

[09:46:AM] TrevorBrklyn: i saw "Raising Victor Vargas" last nite which was quite amusing, and he is quite handsome

[09:46:AM] MattCarlin: I'm not familiar with it.

[09:46:AM] TrevorBrklyn: indepedent film, limited release, based on a short film

[09:47:AM] MattCarlin: I will look into that.

[09:47:AM] MattCarlin: I saw A Mighty Wind last week, which is funny,.

[09:47:AM] TrevorBrklyn: eww

[09:47:AM] TrevorBrklyn: NO

[09:47:AM] TrevorBrklyn: i would leave the movie theatre when the trailer was on

[09:48:AM] TrevorBrklyn: i loathed to subject material

[09:48:AM] MattCarlin: That's why its funny.

[09:48:AM] TrevorBrklyn: not for me

[09:48:AM] MattCarlin: Its not for fans of Folk music

[09:48:AM] MattCarlin: I tried to Waiting for Guffman last night, but it was out.

[09:49: AM]

*** MattCarlin signed off at Fri Apr 25 09:49:06 2003.

[09:51:AM] *** MattCarlin signed on at Fri Apr 25 09:51:28 2003.

[09:51:AM] MattCarlin: ANywho.

[09:51:AM] MattCarlin: Did you see Best in Show?

[09:51:AM] TrevorBrklyn: yuck

[09:52:AM] TrevorBrklyn: not my kind of movie

[09:52:AM] MattCarlin: Did you see it?

109:52:AM] TrevorBrklyn: these WHITE WHITE WHITE films dont interest me.

[09:52:AM] MattCarlin: Okay, well, it's brilliantly funny and if you weren't so stuborn and pre-judgmental and sat down and watched it, you would laugh.

[09:52:AM] TrevorBrklyn: unless its a majorly dysfunctional family, or white trash family

[09:52:AM] TrevorBrklyn: fuck you

[09:53:AM] MattCarlin: LOL

[09:53:AM] TrevorBrklyn: i like what i like

(conversation happened day after clubbing)

kowalesq

Hopefully you'll have better luck with whomever it is you're talking to

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

not exactly sure what you mean, Ms. Ivanya

seem to be having a lot of conversations today

kowalesq

Little Mr. Popular I see!!

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

you know that's not true

seem to be having quite a few back and forths yourself

must be something in last night's glitter

kowalesq

Goddess, yes I KNOW I'm a lawyer but I'm far more likely to defend criminal activity that oppose it

Pays the Bills, you know

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

people like to mix up cops and lawyers

if people stopped breaking the law you'd be out a job

kowalesq

Yes and it's getting fucking annoying but that's not what we're here for

We are here

To Discuss that cute boy you're talking to

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Ivanya

it's not a thing that's gonna happen

kowalesq

Hmm, the conversation or the dating of the cute boy

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

doesn't matter

it's a thing that's not one

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

not a thing, not happening

kowalesq

Hmmm.

For now.

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

he doesn't like me anyways so forget it

kowalesq

Oh? Then he has shit taste

I can find you cuter guys

With Good taste

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

appreciate it, but i think it's better if i don't

not meant for dating n all that

got the pets and im fine

kowalesq

Well

Alright

You know I adore you, right

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

yeah

i do

you're the best

keep my head above the water

kowalesq

I know

You're pretty cool too

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

thanks Ms, Kowal

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

not bad yourself

on the subject though, you really looking to get with Munro?

kowalesq

She's fun to rile up

But she has a problem with defense attorneys

Her loss

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

the not a cop thing again

you're a catch, but was gonna say she might not be the one

having fun's good though

kowalesq

Of course I'm a catch, and one day they will realize

You're a catch too, you know

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

mmm

thanks

if they need some help realizing im always here to put some fear of god into someone

kowalesq

Aw Jackie, will you defend my honor

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

nah i think that's something you're better at

kowalesq

;^)

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

can stand in a corner and look menacing though. been told i have a mean glare

kowalesq

Do you? Haven't noticed

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

sure you haven't

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Think I might have some things of yours

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Couple of necklaces? A bracelet, and some other things

shadowmansss

Possibly ? Why doyou think there mine?

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Saw your video, recognize the animal

Hangs out back of the clinic some days

Asshole raccoon

shadowmansss

Oh yah that things a bitch. Wtf di you feed it?

At least the bastard has good taste

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Leftovers mostly

Think it runs on hate

Let me know how you want them returned

shadowmansss

Some leftovers

Ur actually returning them? Damn how nice

shadowmansss

I can meet u smwhere to get them. Ive got my own wheels ;)

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Can't just keep them

Got a clinic in the park if you want to drive out or I can meet up in Downtown

shadowmansss

Id hate 2 inconvenience you when ur doing me a favor. Ive gotta finish up somethin then I'll head that way

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic

Don't gotta be tonight

Tonight's been bad, tomorrow's better if you can swing it

shadowmansss

It's a date ;)

nantucket-rescue-and-clinic