#illwillpress

Jaune: Oh, have you ever done this before? (Vibrates finger over lips) That's a lot easier to talk with. Kinda sounds like you're underwater. Like, (Blurbles) We reign from the aquatic planet beyond your moon! Take us to your leader~!

Jaune: Neat, right? So, uh... What about you? Do you do anything fun with your mouth?

Neo: > : )

Neo: (Kissy mouth)

Jaune: ...On second thought, nevermind. That's a leading question that I don't want to get in trouble with.

Neo: (Gestures hand near open mouth)

Jaune: Yeah, that's the kind of question that gets a guy like me losing teeth to a girl like you. Like, "Hey! You do anything fun with your mouth~?!"

Neo: (Shoves entire fist down her throat)

Jaune: It never ends well, y'know? Anyways, I'm gonna go outside and do one of my hobbies. Speaking of, you really need a hobby, too. Sitting around and eating ice cream is fun for a day, but then you get a tummy ache, and where will you be then?

Jaune: ...I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall. Are you okay? Like, did you have a bad childhood? Did someone break your heart?

Neo: (Quivering lip, Tears threaten to spill)

Jaune: Y'know what? You'll tell me one day. Or text me. Or... however you communicate with people when you're as secretive as you are. You've got a lot of secrets, don't you?

Neo: (Blushes cutely)

Jaune: ...Anyways, I'm going outside. See ya~! (Leaves)

24 years of Neurotically Yours/Foamy the Squirrel

"Silverstream, where did you get the new toaster?" "From an internet auction site, why?" "I put in white bread this morning, and got wheat toast back, then I decided to try reversing the change, and got pumpernickel, after that, it became a blueberry muffin! Why didn't you just go to Barnyard Bargains, and get a new 4 slice toaster?" "This toaster was cheaper, the seller seemed to be a talking squirrel, he even made a vid about the toaster, see?"