Feb 18, 2019
I love my mom 😘
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I love my mom 😘
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Every damn time!
*8:00am* "Anyone want to come to IKEA with me?" "I will, what are you getting?" "Just some towels and maybe a lamp. Should be back by noon." *pulls into driveway at midnight* "Back from IKEA! Have to return the rental truck tomorrow."
note to self: check the weight of what you’re getting before you go to ikea by yourself
That moment when you're at Ikea and you're trying to remodel your room...then your see your dream room and you're just like: why what the fuck mummmmm I want this thing this exact thing like the paint, the floors, the everything. But you can't because you're not rich.
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My girlfriend and I keep breaking the restraints that we purchase for sexy times. Also I pulled so hard on one that I broke her bed. Seriously, how can something claim to be "well made" if two petite ladies can break all these things?
nelfears, i think you'll like this bit:
occasionally when i'm on the register, i'll be ringing people's stuff up and in the distance, i'll hear an grown man sneeze and it'll echo through the store
and i just always have to hold back the urge to laugh. so i just twitch, silently.
also, another unrelated, but somewhat related thing happened a few days ago where a few kids were anxious to get a set of tennis balls their mom bought them and i was damn near close to laughing like an immature twit because every other word was "balls".
My cats are so stupid
They got in a wrestling match on top of my book cases and fell behind them. I didn't think they'd ever be so dumb that they'd fall behind them. It took me 8 minutes to get them out.