May 11
HEARTBREAKING: catastrophically humble man who adamantly refuses to sell merchandise is given 45 kilograms of candy with his name on it
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HEARTBREAKING: catastrophically humble man who adamantly refuses to sell merchandise is given 45 kilograms of candy with his name on it
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i found an ambiguity in english that i haven't seen anyone else talk about before:
she needs him to sing (she needs him in order to sing)
she needs him to sing (she requires that he sings)
"georg eats over 10,000 spiders each day" factoid not as rigorous as people think. scientists like this one tried to calculate how many spiders he would really need to eat to skew average up to 3. turns out it actualy almost 60 milion.
however, this assumes we are measuring entire population of earth. i did the math mysef & turns out the 10,000 figure wuold still be true if we only measured around 1,2 milion people in our sample size.
so my brain started wondering if the numbers could be played with even further, & decided to make tool for it:
i have built a spiders georg calculator. you can input your own numbers there and it will tell you result in green. can be used to get answers about any outliers similar to georg. i hope the public finds it usfeul
gary brannan with a sword. you agree. reblog
one great thing about Citation Needed is how it's entertaining even if you don't understand half the references they're making. Tom describes something funny from the article he's reading, and Gary responds "that's like when Dave Wendleston monologued about crusty beans in Brecklemore while wearing a flatcher on his head!" and Chris adds "if John Stroderberg was there I imagine it would've caused a lot more snaughter" and then Matt points out "well, he wouldn't have been able to hold his prensies, would he? he'd need like a Duke Graham-sized cronket for that" and you have no idea what they all have been laughing about for the entire past minute but their sheer chaotic energy keeps your amusement unspoiled
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things i love about evan edinger's new video (not an exhaustive list):
evan enjoying the many beautiful views of london on a sunny day
matt's shirt says "full of anxiety 🌟" but he had only arguably been imbued in it in the beginning and end. tom on the other hand,
matt's eyeliner
evan's helmet
tom's green shirt, haircut, and heavy breathing
"there's no way tom has taken the district line." (cut) this is a district line train-
tom criss-crossing and stretching his gangly arms in the unrelenting, yet ever so uncertain, dread of loss
the underground diagram for everyone unfamiliar with the city
tom getting glimpses of the train not taken, the journey that could've been, the missed optimal solution sliding the dagger of regret into his chest further and further
Breaking The News callback!
evan eating bugs and matt eating the trick literally up his sleeve
"a chocolate bar made in egypt!" (takes a bite) "not a fan."
"tom's one of the most competitive people i know." (proceeds to mime his stress)
evan's swearing censored with bike bells
pigeon! doggy! technically even horse
the amount of genuine tension in the final few minutes
the modes of tom's Very Nerdy Pack, bestowed upon the cameraperson
tom being reminded of the inexorable passage of time and erosion of strength with aging as he's desperately begging his own body to run, run, r u n
tom's unburdened happiness at evan's arrival. the way he almost kissed him on the neck high fived him…
matt's entire parking sequence (why didn't he just ask matt parker for help though. smh)
"matt cheating" and "matt parked" counted as separate scores but still resulting in the same place
their overall joy at the end
UM. EXCUSE ME? WHY IS THIS SOURCE IN YOUR VIDEO ABOUT GESTURES? to be clear, i am by no means upset, i'm just... WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, TOM? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING???
tom scott drawn in aromantic colors