Soup Shenanigans (Actually soup, not smut)
Summary: Feyre asks Cassian to teach her how to cook. The rest of the inner circle decides they need to help (but theyâre not actually helping).Â
Word count: 2117
Iâm pretty proud of this, please let me know what you think!Â
âYou can cook, right?â I asked, grunting as I blocked a punch from the Illyrian war general. I made to catch Cassianâs open right side with my own fist, but he stepped out of the way, putting me off balance.Â
âOh, Feyre,â the male grinned, barely catching my shoulder with a fist, âYou are looking at the best cook in the entire Illyrian army.âÂ
I started to make a jab at his shoulder then ducked under his arm. âWill youââÂ
A breath whooshed out of me as Cassian caught me with an arm around my middle, allowing him to toss me to the ground. âOuch. Teach me to cook?â I winced as I sat back up.Â
âGood warm up, but you didnât twist fast enough to get behind me.â The general offered his hand and pulled me to my feet. âWhat makes you want to learn how to cook?âÂ
âWhy do you know how to cook?â I countered.Â
âWell, you already know how I grew up,'' he started, pouring a glass of water from the pitcher nearby, âLiving off whatever I could find. Once I got to a point where I had access to ingredients and a kitchen, I decided I wanted to learn to make the most out of my improved situation.â He shrugged. âI think I just appreciate the art of cooking since I spent the first part of my life with little to no cooked food.âÂ
I nodded my head. I hadnât met many in Prythian who knew the true mark starvation left even years later, but Cassian understood. Truly. âMy family went years living off of whatever I could find in the woods.â I took a sip of the water he handed me. âBut itâs different now. There are all sorts of spices and meats and vegetables in Velaris. Food no longer just has to be for survivalâso why not find some enjoyment in it?â I met his eyes. âEspecially with immortality ahead of me.âÂ
Cassian clapped his hand on my shoulder, heading back towards the sparring ring. âMorâs had over five centuries and still canât even boil an egg. But she didnât have me as a teacher.â I chuckled and he shot me a cocky grin.Â
âSo youâll teach me?âÂ
âOf course Iâll teach you. You are one of my finest pupils, afterall,â he added, gesturing to the training area around us. I raised my hands into a fighting position, ready for another round.Â
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I couldnât help but giggle a little at the infamous war general of the Night Courtâs Illyrian army, standing before me in an apron. I had just tied a similar one around my own waist, and now stood in the small kitchen in the cabin where I had accepted the mating bond. Iâd asked Cassian if we could have our first cooking lesson hereâaway from the others. Afterall, Iâd only picked up a spatula a handful of times in my life before.Â
âToday we are starting with soup!â Cassian announced, already pulling pots and utensils out of the cupboards.Â
I snickered at that, remembering the last time Iâd made soup in this cabin. I couldnât help itâI shot down the bond at Rhys, Cassian and I are making soup at the cabin, and added on a wink at the end. Had to keep my mate on his toes somehow.Â
I began pulling the ingredients Iâd brought with us out of the bag. Among them were chicken, several types of vegetables, and several liquids, along with a few jars of spices. I inhaled the lovely scent of the spices as Cassian began explaining how to cut chicken for soup.Â
âOnce itâs cut up, weâll put it in the pan to cook. Then weâll start cutting up the onion and cook that in the pââÂ
The door crashed open, Cassian and I both scrambling for a weapon, only for a dark form to stomp through the threshold. âRhys? I thought you were in a meeting!â I willed my heartbeat to slow back down.Â
âI was, but then I found out my mate is making soup for my brother, alone, atââÂ
âRhys, calmââ Cassian sputtered.Â
âCassianâs teaching me to cook!â I interrupted them both. I winced.Â
Rhys blinked. Iâm sorry, I shot down the bond, I didnât mean to upset you.Â
In an instant, my mate visibly relaxed, closing the door behind him. He smirked at me. Feyre darling, you canât tease me like that. But Iâll forgive you if you let me try your soup. And maybe eat a little something else afterwards.Â
Cassianâs eyes darted between us, no doubt realizing we were having a silent conversation. âRhys, stop flirting with my student or get out.âÂ
My mate just winked at me before crossing the room and sitting at the table. In the same spot he sat last time I made him soup here. I scowled at him before turning back to Cassian.Â
âAs I was saying,â he shot a sideways glare towards the male at the table, âWeâll cook the onion in the pan with the chicken.â He passed me a knife and began setting things on the cutting board for me.Â
I tried to concentrate on his directions, but I could feel Rhysâs gaze on my back. Stop staring at my ass, Iâm trying to concentrate.Â
But it looks so delicious, as Iâm sure your soup will be. My skin heated. Of course he would take this as an opportunity to flirt.Â
I was half listening to Cassianâs directions to add the onion to the large pot when my hand bumped the side of the pot. I hissed and pulled it back.Â
âAnd thatâs why I told you to be careful,â Cassian chastised, âAnd to pay attention.âÂ
I summoned a layer of frost to that part of my skin as I glared at Rhys. He just gave me an innocent look back, so I slammed my mental shields down, blocking him out.Â
âNext weâll add the vegetables and saute them with the chicken until theyâre cooked.â Cassian motioned for me to add the carrots and celery Iâd just finished cutting. I dumped them into the pot, making sure to keep my hands well away from the side. âIâll start measuring out the spices while you stir.âÂ
I began stirring. And stirring. And stirring some more. âHow do I know when theyâre done cooking?â The chicken was no longer pink, but the vegetables looked the same.Â
âThe carrots and celery will be softer. They need a while yet.âÂ
âCanât I just turn the heat up?âÂ
âImpatient much?â he teased.Â
I stuck my tongue out at him and turned the heat up a little when he turned away from me. I remembered Rhysand was sitting behind us, and I quickly faced him and put my finger to my lips. More heat should mean they cook faster, right? I sent down the bond before slamming my shield again. Rhysâs grin just widened, amusement dancing in his eyes.Â
âHere are the spices weâre going to use todayâŠâ Cassian launched into an explanation of which spices he picked out and why. I breathed in their wonderful smell.Â
A fist pounded on the door and a heavy sigh escaped my lips. Now who was here?Â
âWhat smells soâooh what are you cooking?â Morâs cheery voice rang out as she entered. Amren followed close behind.Â
âSoup. Cassian is teaching me to make soup. In private,â I said with just a little bite, which Mor ignored. âWhy are you here?âÂ
âWe were looking for Rhys, but we can talk about that later. Iâm hungry,â her stomach growled, right on queue.Â
Amren sat at the chair beside my mate. âIs soup any good? If itâs anything like what we had the other nightââÂ
âWith me as her teacher, Feyreâs soup will be the greatest, most life-altering soup youâve consumed in your very, very long existence,â Cassian said proudly. Mor snorted when she noticed his apron.Â
âYou dolt, Iâve only had to eat regular food for a handful of months,â Amren snapped.Â
âWell, Feyre is very delicious in the kitchen,â Rhys said. âI meant, Feyreâs food.â He winked at me. I rolled my eyes. Horny prick.Â
Just as I was about to turn back to Cassian for the next step, the door opened once again, and Azriel quietly stepped through. Of courseâwhy wouldnât he be here too?Â
The Shadowsinger paused. âIs something burning?âÂ
My eyes widened. I turned to the stoveâsure enough, tendrils of smoke were curling from the pan.Â
 âFeyre, what did I say about turning the heat up?!â Cassian quickly shoved the pan off the burner and turned down the temperature. I winced. âIt should be salvageable, butââÂ
âHa! See, Iâm not the only one whoâs bad at cooking!â Mor cackled, hovering over my shoulder.Â
I opened my mouth to defend myself but Cassian spoke first. âThis is my kitchen, and you will not insult my student. Now, Mor, you can either sit down and be quiet or leave.âÂ
âItâs my kitchen, actually,â Rhys murmured. Mor just sat at the table across from him and crossed her arms with a pout.Â
âWell if itâs your kitchen, then why donât you get up here and start helping?â Cassian shot back. Rhys said nothing, just sprawled back in his chair. âOh thatâs right, you donât know how to cook either, oh mighty High Lord.âÂ
Azriel snorted from the place heâd taken up against the wall. Rhys opened his mouth to say something, no doubt to his spymaster, but I spoke first. âRhysand, donât you dare say whatever was about to come out of your mouth.â His dark brows shot up. âAll of you, be quiet until the soup is done.â I glared at each of them for good measure. Nobody said anything else. Good.Â
Cassian took a deep breath as he slid the pot back onto the burner. âAs I was saying, now weâll add the cream and start making the brothâŠâ I listened carefully to his instructions, doing my best to ignore the shuffling sounds coming from behind me. They were absolutely mouthing words and gesturing to each other.Â
I followed Cassianâs instructions for the broth, and he patiently answered the questions I asked. The pot was getting much fuller, and it was actually starting to look like soup now. Thank the Cauldron.Â
Just as we were about to dump the spices Cassian had measured into the pot, Azriel spoke up. âBrotherââÂ
I whirled on him. The Shadowsingerâs eyes widened and he froze. My eyes narrowed. âDo you have something helpful to say?âÂ
âI was just going to ask Cass why he was using so much oregano ifââÂ
Before he could get the rest of his sentence out, the entire cabin broke into argument. Cassianâs hand turned over the rest of the way and the spices fell into the pot.Â
âAt least I know how to boil water on a stoveââ Mor shouted at Rhys.Â
âWhy would I need a stove when I can heat it with magic?â Rhys argued.Â
âActually,â Azriel cut in, âitâs easier to control the temperature using a stove becauseââÂ
âEveryone stop talking right now!â I shouted. The four immortal fae children stopped talking and turned to face me. I was kind of surprised that workedâand proud of how steady my High Lady voice came out. I willed my next sentence to come out at a normal volume. âCassian and I are finished with the soup. You may all grab a bowl now and try some.âÂ
The five of them took their turns to ladle soup into their bowls. Finally, we all sat ourselves around the cramped tableâwhich Rhys must have summoned two more chairs for.Â
Amren was the first to take a bite. I held my breath, waiting for her to say something. Everyone watched her. âGirl, this soupâŠâ she closed her eyes for a moment then looked at me. âThis soup makes me glad I was turned into a High Fae.âÂ
The five of us stared at her, stunned. Even Azrielâs mouth hung open for a moment, then all at once everyone began shoveling soup into their mouths and murmuring appreciation for it.Â
âWhoâs the best cooking teacher? Thatâs right, itâs me.â Cassian began boasting.Â
I felt Rhysâs hand press into my leg beneath the table. Feyre darling, your soup is exquisite. This might even rival the last time I ate your soup at this cabin.
I chuckled and pressed a kiss to his cheek. Maybe afterwards we can do some other things we did last time, I shot back at him.Â
Mor loudly slurped from the side of her bowl, interrupting our silent conversation. âAlright Feyre, Cass, whenâs the next lesson going to be? You better let us come along.âÂ















