"No... Lord Megumu found out about my blackmail stash of her so I'm getting punished with no electricity for a week... I really hope my beer doesn't go bad..."

Don't ask where she found it.

It's Narikon's day. You must celebrate this fox.

"Yeah, fuck you too, you piece of shit bastard, I hope you go blind."

"Did I fuckin' die?? Have I been dead this whole gods-damned time?"

You've never seen such a popular fox.

Is it kidnapping if she's eagerly going along with it? Drinks and Marie, name a better combination! You can't!

"'Great bake-danuki', nothin'. More like an oversized raccoon dog."

"And how doth that differ from any other day in the year...?" Futo's confused on what exactly the concern is with this, it's not like Seiga would ever do something to harm Miko. At least, that's what Futo thinks. "Thy wish is my command, of course, Miko. Though I think thy concern is misplaced."

"Also, I'm fairly certain I would know if I'd gotten married recently."

Haruka's going to wake up one day painted red and orange from head to toe. Mark her words.

"Oh? Good fortune, huh? What, shrine maiden, are you hoping I'll reverse it and curse my own life for a year? I'm not that stupid, you know?" Nevertheless, she's keeping the slip. Good fortune sounds like something she needs.