Sochi 2014 Ah! Sochi.My brain was right when it suggested me to throw away my television.Lawd knows I am a sport fan.
I have been brainstorming with myself on how to hijack that farce of an Event :
1# Glitterbomb the opening ceremony with a special mix (glitter+Cum+Cyprine) Sticky! Of course the center point of the explosion would be the IOC/Presidential tribune.The mix should be made of Athletes/states rep etc so it'll be hard to trace(Ah those double toilets will come in good use & a lil extra tip to the humounguous amounts of sex workers might help)
2# Hijack the Official Olympic hymn of said ceremony with the gayest tunes ever. i.e Sylvester"you make me feel (mighty real)" feel free to insert yours.
Trigger it via waves or computer so everytime the hymn starts Disco Ball all the way(Anonymous where you at)
3# With a light triggered invisible marker,write in the back of the Homophobic cunts of your choice very nice world (make it as harcore queer and funny as possible)
4# Street art the logo all over sotchi that logo in Russian is asking for it
5# Hard hitting facts about what's really hidden behind the "gay propaganda" law : The Usual as History showed it many times. Choose a minority that everybody can unite into hating loosing sight on the real issues// make a law to restrict/censor the said minority and encourage the average citizen to have a go at citizen perceived as belonging to said minority// Slowly extend the Law to anyone questioning the order of things OR just for shit & giggles // Then "FUCK YOU ALL I'M THE BOSS"
This Shall be displayed on the Stadium screen everytime Vlad Putin is shown/mentionned...Again serious hacking skills are needed
6# Of course hardcore outings of high placed closeted hypocrits are applauded. PROOF is essential, Standing Ovation if their straights colleagues know(again PROOF)
#7 Not watch the olympics AT ALL & boycott the brands involved during the whole time. You might hust surprised yourself and your wallet.
#8 Each and every citizen who actually feels concerned by Sochi Olympics. The travesty of an NGO that IOC has been for the last 40+ years.(Humanism my ass) Inform yourself, take action and responsability.
Mwah hA HA HA. To be continued...
