#hyperfixation hours

thinking about that scene where shane is drunk, clutching ilya’s hoodie like it’s a security blanket

just staring at him.

full. heart. eyes.

sir that is not rivalry. that is “i have been in love with you for years and i’m losing the battle.”

ilya out here pretending he doesn’t see it meanwhile shane is looking at him like he hung the moon and personally invented hockey

they're Jedi with power armor, and their version of "The Force" is a living universe of unlimited energy and also a cartoonish hammerspace where skyscraper sized battle robots and WMDs are hidden away until they're needed.

its filled to the brim with timetravel, magic, and cheesy scifi

if its been done its been done in power rangers, there is a team for literally every interest and genre

fucking clexa the 100 happened at the same time as this fuckass show said ‘actually our main character who is a hypermasculine badass pirate captain kisses boys and it’s nbd’

and it’s not tokenism or fetishization or shoehorned in in any way, it’s an intrinsic PART OF THE STORYLINE and normalized in a way shows still don’t do

AND IT WAS FUCKING 2015

AND THEY STILL AIN’T DOIN IT LIKE THAT

you guys. YOU GUYS. i am currently sitting in my room, wrapped in a blanket burrito, listening to these "batman adventures for children" audio stories that my mom picked up at a flea market last weekend (bless her soul, she knows i'm obsessed). she gave them to me for FREE. i just googled them and apparently they're worth like $100 for the whole set?? mom of the year award goes to my mother who thought she was just grabbing "some batman thing" for her teenager.

but here's the thing. i've been listening for approximately 45 minutes and if i hear the prefix "bat-" attached to ONE MORE NOUN i might actually lose what remains of my sanity.

"quick, to the BAT-MOBILE!" "i'll check the BAT-COMPUTER!" "let me grab my BAT-BINOCULARS!" "time for a BAT-SNACK!" "the joker won't escape the BAT-HANDCUFFS!"

i swear to god they're just making up bat-objects at this point. is there a writer in a room somewhere whose entire job is just to bat-ify random words? because if so, i would like to submit my application for that position immediately.

also can we talk about nightwing's haircut in this version? it's like someone described a mullet to an alien who had never seen human hair before, and then that alien tried to draw it from memory while blindfolded. it's simultaneously too long AND too short? the 90s were a wild time for animated hair choices.

anyway i'm still going to listen to all 12 hours of this because i am nothing if not a dedicated bat-fan. even if my vocabulary is permanently damaged and i start unconsciously adding "bat-" to everything i say.

“what are you going to do?” “i’m gonna do what i was chosen to do.” / “what are we going to do?” “we do what we were hired to do.”

twin suns

fire and brimstone

lightless depths

it was then we noticed/discovered something interesting

“our hero” when addressing the song’s protagonist

majority of this is figuring out how to draw ryoko in paint but there we go, your idea was very good but I also encourage you to do one yourself if you wanted to before I did this

AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!