Here’s what I have for an au I might write soon...
•renowned “man hunter” hired to take care of a supposed giant
•plot twist bitch they’re HUGE and there’s more than one
•BBH, Sap, and George as giants btw
•dream is overtly cocky and doesn’t do any research, so mans runs into this expecting someone like 7 ft tall
•honey no they’re like easily 70 feet tall (maybe taller)
•he goes into attack them blindly, tracking the camp from the smoke he can see, stumbling on their camp and freaking tf out at the sight of three giants surrounding a gigantic fire
•they surround him and are angry as they see his weapons and everything, but Bad sees how terrified the little muffin looks and tries to reassure him
•as he reaches forward to try to gently soothe him, Dream attacks
•the blade is netherite and enchanted, and Bad pulls his hand away with a hiss
•Sap and George try to get him too but he’s able to get a few more hits in and it’s kind of impressive honestly. But he eventually gets snatched up by Sap. He looks PISSED.
•Dream is panicking but he deflects with some snark and he gets squeezed a bit too tight
•normally this would be a huge no-no for the giants, and Bad would usually stop Sap from going to the extent of physical harm, but he’s off with George now tending to their surprisingly deep wounds
•Dream bites at the hand around him enough to be able to quickly shift and grab his sword, stabbing the hand around him harshly
•he gets dropped and lands badly on his ankle, letting out a pained gasp but he doesn’t have time to focus on that. He uses the adrenaline to keep him going and ignore the pain, managing to get away from the giants and hide in a nearby cave
•it’s not until then that he realizes that his sword is gone, so the giants must still have it
•all he has for now is his stone axe to defend himself and there are three angry giants looking for the man
What do y’all think? :0