It really is like this sometimes. Don’t lie to me... I always find out. Sometimes it’s the moment the lie passes your lips and sometimes it’s in the middle of the night. I always find out.

My face whenever i listen to people giving their all to come up with the best lie ☝️😕 You can not fool me 🧡 #telepathy #trance #mindreader #liedetector #humanliedetector #assholeface #bitchface #restingface #restingbitchface (at Starlight Christian Learning Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFbNNDvHiF3/?igshid=vsnfztyqm4x2

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The worst part, was lying to your friends, and then having them lie for you. You couldn’t even give me the truth after three years. But, I’ll be fine. You just finally showed your true colors. ✌🏻 #imnotstupid #humanliedetector #imgonnabeokay #nomore #imdonewithyou #thelieshavetoend #honestyisthebestpolicy #yourloss #buhbye https://www.instagram.com/p/Bop_CnLnJzsYuty6hfdHvGpQRJ5WncNHdMe82I0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z7fnzdir0o2o

“Christ  Matt. You scared the shit out of me!” Bobbi blushed and averted her eyes, shifting her weight. “Is, uh, there a reason for this visit or did you just miss me?”

You didn’t have to get me anything. It’s actually why I didn’t tell anyone about today in the first place.