#huffalump

Oli the heffalump

Ok so I was doing something in the school kindles and I stumbled upon what I thought was a Harry Potter book. I clicked it because the first thing I saw was "Chamber of Serpents." The main name title was in really close up cursive so I couldn't read it, so I was intrigued. I thought that "Oh hey I guess something messed up?" And so I clicked on it. It opened to a random page and I immediately saw that it was a parody.

Harris was HAGGART

Draco was DRANO

Harry's last name was PLOTTER

Hermione last name was DANGER

Crabbes first name was RINCCENT

Snape was SMAPE

Gryffindor was GRYFFINBORE

Slitherin was SLIPPERIN

Hufflepuff was HUFFALUMP

Ravenclaw was RAVENBEAK

Lockheart was LUCKHEART

Quidditch was QUILTIGE

Hogwarts was HOGWORTS

Dumbledore was DUMBLESNORE

Neville Longbottom was (in pretty sure) SNEVILLE THONGBOTTOM

I'm pretty sure Harry was a American exchange student.

The front cover was a boy looking at the hogworts (it was probably called that, I didn't actually read it) and he had a American flag on his backpack.

Lady Oli

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Sarah: Becca's huffing.

Courtney: She does that.

Sarah: She's a huffalump - not a heffalump, but a huffalump.

Becca: ...is that a heffalump that does drugs?