#hp plot bunny

i will of course play an romantic partner for lucretia as well; male or female, up to you.

Healers-in-training constantly trying to outdo each other until a patient comes in and they're forced to work together and stop competing and trying to deal with the realization that it isn't some game

The Carrow twins after the first war because in canon they didn't get sent to Azkaban (could be incesty because possessive twins are possessive)

Two journalists at the Quibbler get lost while trying to find a good story and are quirky and weird and yea

A former Hufflepuff and former Slytherin as Auror partners 

Marriage law AU between a mutual hate ship (doesn't matter who)

GRANTAIRE AND ENJOLRAS AT HOGWARTS THO

Next gen, anything next gen give me the NEXT GEN

Belladolphus because of reasons

Ravenclaw tutoring a very irritable Slytherin 

Death Eaters behind closed doors

Three Broomstick's bartender and waitress plot

Any cliche "fake relationship" plot you want to introduce me to because alright

Plot where one of them asks the other to pretend to date them to make another jealous but oops the fake gf/bf ends up falling for the other crap 

Platonic friendships

Asexual relationships

ANGST

All the ships