I found this unreasonably funny
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I found this unreasonably funny

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ah ro: what we love most about hotels?
ah ro, sun woo and han sung: FREE STUFF!
han sung: FREE BATHROOM STUFF!
ah ro: hell yeah!
sun woo: FREE STATIONARY!
ah ro: yes!
han sung: FREE CURTAINS!
ah ro: ...wait.
sun woo: *struggles getting the tv out of the door* FREE TV!
ah ro: wait! what? NO!
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I want to be allowed to yell at guests. Is this too much to ask

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Having to cancel a reservation because a guest passed away??? I feel really weird rn??? It almost feels disrespectful to cancel it...This is not one of the things they warn you about when they train you. RIP to the guest and love to their family.
Guest: Is there coffee available at this time? (5am) Me: Yes, actually. Please go to the breakfast area, ring the bell, and the breakfast attendant will get that for you! Guest: okay, thank you! Guest proceeds to NOT ring bell, unhooks the retractable barrier set up to keep guests out of the kitchen, ignores breakfast attendant, and starts serving themselves coffee.