#homestuck reader insert

Please suggest a name for this weird Obey Me reader insert AU thing

(i’m just gonna keep editing this post and keep it pinned ig)

Trying to be a little more active on tumblr again- my motivation lately has been more with fanfics, so i’m really only open for ‘headcanon’ style requests here.

As usual, my complete guidelines can be found here, but the jist is pretty simple stuff: nothing nonconsensual, or ‘too gross’ (scat, emeto, watersports etc), and I also won’t write pregnancy asks or asks abt motherhood because I find the subject triggering. Smut is alright, but I’m really picky. I also tend to write gender-neutral!readers by default, but will write female readers (and esp male readers) upon request. I write Reader Insert, X Character, and Genfic content

Fandoms I currently write for 

Red Dead Redemption 2

Overwatch

Homestuck

Team Fortress 2

Venture Brothers

The Dark Crystal/Age of Resistance

Marvel Comics (specifically centering around either the X-Men or Fantastic Four, but I’m a slut)

Gotham-Centric Musings 

Vague Star-Wars bits ‘n bobs? (it’s complicated)

Steven Universe (Strictly a SFW zone here!)

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (same)

Mayhaps..... Transformers.....

my ocs uwu

My complete masterlist can be found here! (while you’re looking tho; check me out on AO3?)

Prompts I’m still happy to receive asks for:

headcanon prompts

dialogue prompts

nsfw headcanons

Reader: Be yourself.

You are [First Name] [Last Name] and you aren’t sure where you are, or if you’re out of your mind. 

The room is completely black and you are worried that you’ll go crazy.

A light flashes on and you look blearily at your surroundings. You are lying on the floor, dressed in a frilly blue nightgown. 

There is a girl standing over you, wearing similar pajamas. 

“Hi, [Name]! I’m Jane.” She offers you a pale hand. The girl is plump, but only pleasantly so, and she has short black hair and electric blue eyes. 

“...Hello, Jane. Why am I here?” 

She smiles pityingly. 

“My grandmother, the Batterwitch, kidnapped you to be my friend! Of course, there are my internet friends, but she thought that it’d be good for me to have some human contact.” 

You sigh and straighten your outfit. 

“Might as well make the best of this, right?” 

Jane shows you to your room, right next to hers, and you are absolutely flabbergasted to find that all of your things are already there. After looking at the time (it was eight in the morning) you decide to check everything out. 

All your clothes, plus some new things, were hung in the closet, and everything was arranged exactly the way you liked it. 

After dressing in some tight jeans, sneakers, and a white t-shirt with [your symbol] on it, you decide to wander around and see what, or who, else you can find.

Reader: Look in Jane’s room.

You went next door and knocked on Jane’s door. After a few seconds, she opened it. A look of surprise came over her face. 

“Hello, [Name]! I didn’t expect to see you so early, but please come in!” 

You step inside, and a huge plasma TV is mounted on the wall opposite you. There are three faces on the screen; a blonde girl who looks to be tipsy, a laughing black-haired boy, and a blonde guy with a poker face and Kamina shades on. 

“Say, Jane, who’s the dame?” The laughing boy says, and you wiggle your fingers at him. 

“Oh, Jake! This is [First Name] [Last Name]. The Batterwitch kidnapped her.” She explained, and they all nodded. 

“Pleasure to meet you, Miss [Name].” Jake says.

“Nice ta meetcha. I’m Roxy Lalonde. Janey’s been raving about you coming for weeks.” The blonde girl smiles.

“I’m Dirk Strider.” The guy in shades says. They’re all ridiculously attractive, how does that even work?

You stay in Jane’s room, talking to her friends. They’re all funny and kind, and you’re really beginning to take a shine to them. 

Jane sighs after hanging up. You smile nervously, and sit down on her bed. 

'Oh and before I forget dear! Do you remember the Strider boys? Well here's a slight reminder. They're good family friends and, I'm not sure if you remember this or not, the youngest of the two is going to be transferring to where you and John go to school. His name is Dave Strider and he should be wearing aviator shades that look like they're from the 80's or 90's, you can't miss him. Isn't it exciting! Well I have to go my dear (Name). Your Father and I love you very greatly and keep up the good work! P.S. Make sure to be kind to Dave and at least try to be friends with him. I know you'll make us proud! Lovingly, Your Mother and Father'

You called John over and pointed out the second paragraph and had him read it. When he was done reading he handed the letter back and looked at you with a confused expression. "So what's the big deal? I mean it's just a family friend who's going to be going to the same place as you." You facepalmed and groaned before looking him straight in the eye. "John. You have to understand that Dave and I haven't even talked let alone seen eachother since I was 9 and he was 10. Its been 6 yrs since then! I don't even know what to say to him let alone how to act or whatnot!" John put his hands on your shoulders trying to calm you down. "(Name) you're freaking out over nothing. And before you say anything to argue with me about that, I want you to take three deep breaths to calm yourself down." You did as he told you to and took three deep breaths. You immediately felt better and hugged John around his middle. "Thanks John. You're the best friend anyone could have asked for." You smiled as he hugged you back and although you couldn't see his face, you could tell he was smiling his derpy grin. When you two parted he was still grinning making you smile just as much. You two got breakfast together quickly soon after that. It consisted of a bowl of cereal, some toast with jam, and a blueberry muffin for each of you. Once you both finished you both cleaned up your dishes and started to get ready. You let John get dressed first as you gathered the things you would need for classes today and put them in your messenger bag. Once that was done you heard John exit the bedroom signaling to you that you could go get dressed now. You shut the door behind you and headed over to your dresser to find something that would suit the odd late spring early summer weather in Texas. You pulled on white leggings with Jean shorts that went to just above your knees, a (fav. color) shirt with (fav. band name) on it, and a (fav. color) pullover hoodie that fit loosely and comfortably on you. You walked out into the 'living room' part of your guys' apartment. You put socks on and worked on tying the laces on your black convers. Once that was done you stood up and passed John as he exited the bathroom to go look for his shoes. You brushed your teeth and hair quickly so you had enough time to get to school. You walked into the living room to see John just finishing packing up his bag and he already had his shoes on so you guys were just about ready to head out. You grabbed your bag and swung it over your shoulder. Once it was settled you looked back and saw that John was all set with his bag and his key to the apartment. You both headed out the door and locked it behind you. You both proceeded down the hallway, down four flights of stairs, out the door, and down to the bus stop to catch the bus that would take them to campus. The bus came a few minutes later and you both got on, showed your ID's to the driver, and sat down in the back of the bus next to each other. It was a very quiet ride as you mulled over in your head about what to do about the whole Dave situation and decided to just let things happen for now. You let out a sigh and watched the bleak boring city go by through the window on your right. ---

When you both got off the bus at the same stop you headed into campus. You passed plenty of groups that turned and whispered to one another as you and John passed by. You sighed inwardly. You knew they were whispering rumors about you and John going out together which, no offence to the guy, it made you want to gag. You saw John as the brother that you never had. Nothing more, nothing less. You shook your head and when you two got to the main center of campus you had to go your separate ways for class. You turned and gave him a quick hug and a 'see ya later' before he headed off towards the right side of campus. You sighed, you had to wait here in the main center 'cause your class was meeting out here today. You sighed and sat down on the edge of the fountain that sat in the middle of the circular center. You plugged in your earbuds into your phone and decided to listen to music as you started drawing the scenery in front of you. A few minutes later you saw other classmates starting to arrive, so you finished up your sketch and then closed your sketch book. You kept your earbuds in since you knew that until the professor got there, there would be no point for you to take them out. You watched the other students start gathering into their little groups so you closed your eyes and started to hum along to the song you were listening to. A few minutes later you felt someone tap your shoulder, startling you from spacing out. You took one earbud out and turned to your left. Your eyes widened when you saw the boy sitting next to you. You were almost positive it was Dave. Who else wore aviator shades and had soft looking blond hair. "D-Dave?" You mentally cursed yourself for stuttering. But you had to admit that Dave had grown up very nicely and, you would only ever admit this to yourself, he looked pretty damn hot. He looked very confused before he spoke. "(Name)??" You nodded your head and felt your cheeks heat up ever so slightly. You could've sworn you saw the faintest tinge of pink on his pale sharp cheeks. "Holy shit..." you heard him say under his breath, making you feel ever so slightly more self-conscious. Suddenly a girl walked over to stand in front of the two of you. "Hey cool boy. Why don't you come over and talk to us? I mean there's no point in trying with her since she's already taken." Her high pitched voice hurt your ears. You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose in irritation. You looked up when you heard Dave respond. "I'd rather think that a dude can hang out and catch up with his old childhood friend whom he hasn't seen for about 6 some odd years. That, and I suggest you try to get into some other hopeless idiot's pants. 'Cause you ain't getting none of this Strider bod'." You felt yourself giggle when she turned and stomped away angrily. Not just because of what he had just said, but the fact he said it all with a completely straight face. You could feel him looking at you and once you had calmed yourself down enough you looked back at him. He had his poker face on, which you remember was a big thing for the Striders and their cool kid act. "So what's up with you being 'taken' as that kind girl so gladly pointed out?" You sighed and shook your head. "Some stupid rumor that's spread across campus and has gotten way out of hand. I mean seriously! They think I'm dating my roommate, which no offense to the guy, but just the idea is revolting." You rested your head in your hands. You felt him staring at you still and out of the corner of your eye you saw him sigh and scratch the back of his head. "So let me get this straight.Your roommate is a guy??" "Yes, but here's the thing. For one thing we live in an apartment just off campus, and second of all I see him as the brother I never really had. Nothing more, nothing less." You explained to him to give him a better understating of the situation at hand. "So then there should be no reason why you couldn't come with me to dinner tonight to catch up. My treat of course." You looked over at him surprised. "Mr. Strider, are you asking me out to go to dinner?" You asked playfully. "Or are you saying that one way or another your making this happen tonight?" You had a smirk on you face and one eyebrow raised waiting for his response. He shrugged. "Depends. Are you saying 'yes'?" You chuckled a little. "Oh, alright alright. I'll go to dinner with you tonight." He smirked. "Great. Now that that's settled what classes do you have after this?" You shook your head. "Why don't you just hand me your schedule real quick and then I'll tell you what classes we have together." Turned out you had all but two classes together. One of the two was just before what you considered 'lunch time', and the other was your last class of the day. You informed Dave of your discovery and watched to see his response. He nodded and smirked. "So it would appear that I've got you all to myself for most of the day." You grinned and felt like you had to inform him of your roommate's schedule in comparison. "Thinking about it now.. the classes I don't have with you are the ones I have John." He looked at you confused at first. "I'm gonna guess that John is your roommate." You gave him a quick nod and turned to see the professor had finally arrived. She had everyone gather around in a group around her. "Alright class now that I've got all of your attention, or at least I'd better hope I do." She smiled in a teasing manner. She continued to explain that today we would be sketching a person of our choosing. A number of the kids groaned and complained. "Now now class. For one thing you're all older than this, and second of all you can choose who you draw and vice versa." Dave raised his hand immediately to ask a question but it wasn't rushed or eager in any way. The professor noticed right away. She had a nak for doing that. "Ah yes. You in the back by (Name)." She also had made it her goal to remember all her students by name. "Yea I was wondering if you had any preference on how much or little of the person we draw." Dave amazingly had his poker face completely in place and there was no trace of a blush or anything of the sort. You were actually surprised 'cause most people would have waited until having started to draw to ask that question. The professor seemed surprised as well but didn't show it as much. "Ah, right. Feel free to draw as much or little of your partner as you wish. But you must draw something since this is a graded assignment." She dismissed the class to go work on their stuff. Dave touched your wrist lightly and briefly before turning to go back to the fountain where both of your bags sat. You turned and followed, that warm feeling bubbling back up as you followed. You remembered that the little touch was what he had always used to silently say 'Come on, let's blow this popsicle stand'. Or something cool like that. Once you both sat back down, you each took out a sketch pad. It appeared as though you both had the same idea that you both would draw the other. "So, who's going to draw who first and doing what?" You asked tentatively. Dave appeared to be debating for a short time before answering. "How about I draw you first and then you can draw me, sound good?" You nodded your head once. "Okay, then. Do you want me doing anything specific or just do whatever?" His response was quick as though expecting you to ask. "What were you doing just before I tapped your shoulder? If you can replicate that, that would be good." So you did just that and closed your eyes and started to just let your thoughts wander. About 20 minutes later you were snapped from your thoughts once again except this time for a different reason. A way too familiar group of girls stood mainly in front of you. The leader of the group, Virginia, stepped forward and spoke with her overly high-pitched voice. "Oh my God. Can't you be happy with the boy you've already got (Name)," She dragged out your name making your head hurt, "I mean seriously, why do you have to be so selfish." She was getting much more into your personal space than you would like anyone to. You tried your best to keep your composure, you didn't even look to see what Dave was doing. "Look would you just leave me alone already. Also I don't even have the slightest idea as to what you mean by calling me selfish you rich snob." You glared at her. Her eyes burned with rage. So much so that she pushed you back, or at least tried to. Dave appeared at her shoulder and tossed her back into her possy, who at least tried to catch her somewhat. "You know I'm really getting sick of yall's bullshit like you would not believe. Now I'm gonna say this once so get it through you overly dense air filled heads. Leave me and (Name) alone. Or else. Don't think I'm afraid to hit a girl." You could feel the anger radiating off of him, seriously like his Texan accent had started to show. Although his face had remained completely blank, you were stunned. As were Virginia and her group. They got up and started to retreat. "Don't think this will be the las time you've heard from us (Name)!" Virginia yelled over her shoulder. Dave turned around and looked at you worriedly. Well the emotion on his face was microscopic, but you had learned long ago how to read the little signs the Striders give off whether they realize they do or not. "You okay?" You took a deep breath. "I'll be fine. But the question is are you alright right? I mean really...." You trailed off. He sat down next to you. "Honestly I have no idea. But if this is how your treated daily then something definitely needs to be done." He scratched the back of his head in thought. "Who better to do that than me." He shrugged while you looked at him incredulously. "You have got to be kidding me Dave. You can't stop an entire rumor that everybody has at least heard once." He didn't respond and instead just picked up his sketchbook off the ground next to his bookbag. He closed it and put it back in his bag. You sighed and retrieved your sketchbook from your messenger bag. "Fine, whatever...."

You started to draw Dave as he sat in a similar position you had, except he opted for sitting on the ground and leaning against the side of the fountain.  You started by sketching out his general outline and the general outline of the fountain wall that could be seen with a little edge of trees in the way background. Once you did that you worked on getting an outline for the general features of the boy and surrounding. As you worked, your anger slipped away and you forgot about most everything except the drawing itself and what you were doing. It was always relaxing and fun for you. Later, when you started on the shading of the drawing you slowly stopped and realized how much work you had been putting into defining his face and neck. You felt your face flush and you mentally face-palmed as a result of said realization.

"You okay (Name)?" You looked up to see Dave had turned to look at you and had an eyebrow quirked. You quietly cleared your throat and nodded. "Y-Yeah. I'm fine." You gave him a small smile before looking back down to work on the shading some more. "Hmmm.... are you almost done yet?" You smiled a little bit before smiling. "You know you can get up now Dave. I'm just working on the final touches and then I'll be done." You heard Dave shuffle and situate himself back down on the fountain. Just as you finished erasing just a little bit you gave it a good look and deemed it to be finished. You beamed proudly and put your first and last name on the back of it. You closed the sketchbook quickly before Dave could get a good look at it. You looked up at him to find him looking just ever so slightly grumpy. You lightly punched his arm. "Come on 'cool kid'. Let's go on ahead and turn in our assignment." You stood up with your sketchbook in hand and your bag slung over your shoulder. You looked over to see Dave had done the same.