#hobbitses

I love when fan artists take a hobbits’ foot hair up their shins, it makes so much sense, plus it gives the capris a purpose— the capris allow the shin bush to breathe

huge congrats to the hobbits on becoming the first entirely homosexual species on middle earth!

I would just like to say how shocked and quite frankly disappointed I am at the lack of sexy Gandalf content - and particularly fics - that I am finding. Both here as well as places like ao3. I thought for SURE there would be SO MANY other little freaks like me all about that old ass dick. But no! The Gandalf x Reader tag is littered with every other character except him. I’ve even found Gollum/Smaegol smut in my quest. Pippin, Merry, random side characters. But Gandalf? Hardly anything. And the few I CAN find are often so chaste and not very NSFW. And they’re mostly Saruman or a hobbit. Which at this point is fine, I’ll take whatever, but like. I KNOW that old man fucks, and he fucks nasty. He is an immensely powerful being created by god himself that hangs out with hobbits because he loves red wine and smoking and fireworks and appreciating all a physical form and life has to offer. And you’re gonna look me dead in the eyeballs and tell me just that alone isn’t absolutely perfect for some sexy smut stories? Am I not looking in the right place? Is it all hidden under a very specific tag that I am not privy to? I cannot be alone. Please, fellow Gandalf enjoyers. I am BEGGING.