My dad would be super good at ultramarathons if they weren't races and they were just like hobbit journeys this fellow is Frodo-ing it for like five hours at a time not only can he take the ring to Mordor he fuckin knows the way too dude has a killer sense of direction he never uses GPS on any of his walks he just downloads his little podcasts and walks a zillion miles in a polo shirt and jeans. Get bro some lembas.















