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The Toon caught a glimpse of a newspaper talking about crime on the rise in this city. Mugen thought grimly, If I'm not given any other choice, and I'm guessing there won't be many crooks who'll GIVE me a choice, I'll HAVE to reveal what I really am...

"You know, if you stood a little to the side, you'd get more momentum in your swing..." Edward strained, patronisingly, coughing blood over his green suit. His arms had been forced, painfully, behind his back, and he was stood against one of two large beams in the basement of the Joker's current hideout.  As the undeniably beautiful, be-suited lady in red and black stood brazenly in front of him reeled back, ready to strike his chest again with an any-other-time comically-over-sized mallet, he gritted his teeth and braced for the impact.  The hammer made contact, and Edward was keenly aware of a deep cracking sound emanating from his ribs. It was loud, this much he knew, but it was barely audible over the sound of the laughter from the shadows.  "Ah HoO HoO hA hA hAaAaA! tHaT loOkEd LiKe It HuRt, EdDiE bOy!"  The pain shot through his chest and he buckled his legs somewhat. He fell to his knees, arms still pulled taut behind him. He spat heavily, a large slab of blood. He had been foolish enough to get himself into this mess, to think he could reason with a mad man. He was not going to give them the satisfaction of being a coward. "Well, looks can be deceiving..." he smirked back, defiantly, "... I would have considered your little hench-wench rather delightful was she not breaking my bones."  He shot the woman a charming grin, his piercing eyes greeting her gaze with raised eyebrows. Although, whether or not they raised was hard to tell, due to the tight purple domino mask constrained to his face. The mask was dumb, he told himself. Next time, go with glasses. "WhAt A dElIgHtFuL sMiLe..." was the cold, cruel, teasing response, "It'S gOiNg To Be SuCh A sHaMe To BrEaK iT!"  The last thing Edward remembered before blacking out was The Joker, maniacally laughing, and giving him a running boot to the face. 

We're building a fucking army! Omg.