Do I think that Shane wants to self-identity as anything other than Hockey Player? No not really. I think he would be perfectly content and happy to exist with no labels on his person. As far as he's concerned he is a Stanley Cup Winner and the whole husband thing is just a fun fact. Like yes, I broke the brains of an entire generation of hockey fans when my homosexual affair made international news. It's fine, I married him. Now back to my Cup wins. I have three. Now that I play on the same team as Ilya Rozanov I'll get more. He's the second-best player in the league. What? Yeah he has a husband too. Yeah it's me. We're not talking about that though.
Do I also think that Shane should be allowed to, whenever it would have the most effect, bring any given conversation to a screeching halt by rolling his eyes, announcing, "I'm too much of a bottom for this shit," and walking away? Yes I do. The man has suffered more than Christ and he deserves it.














