The Dangers Of Unknown Plants (Leonard McCoy x Reader)
âLeonard, why is the sky yellow? What are all those dancing lights in front of meâŠâŠohhh, theyâre turning into spirals and flowers!! WeeeeeâŠ.â
You burst into uncontrollable giggling, pointing at said âflowersâ happily. Everything was very amusing to you in your current state of spore induced bliss. Youâd been gathering samples of the planetâs native flora when one brightly colored tulip like flower had puffed pollen in your face. Youâd sneezed a lot and started feeling very strange. Dr. McCoy was watching you closely and Spock was investigating the plant.Â
âHigh as a kite,â Leonard sighed, watching you twirl around in glee. Heâd seen this before, but you were the cutest and funniest stoned scientist heâd ever seen.Â
âPurple bunnies! Look how cute! I want to pet one!â you yelled, wobbling toward the imaginary rabbits. You tripped and Leonard caught you before you face planted onto a rock.
âNope. Sit your pretty self back down, Y/N,â he ordered. âYouâre too out of it to go prancing around.âÂ
You plopped down with a pout.Â
âSpoilsport,â you grumbled, turning your sappy smile on him. Boy, was he handsome!
âYouâre super hot,â you observed dreamily, eyeing him up and down. âSuch broad shouldersâŠâŠ.great jaw lineâŠ..pretty eyesâŠâŠthat dimple.âÂ
You booped his chin and giggled again.Â
âI should ask you out, handsome,â you said.
Leonardâs eyebrow raised.Â
âOh, should you now?â He asked amusedly.Â
âAbsolutely. Youâre gorgeous, doctor.âÂ
You batted your eyelashes.Â
Another voice joined the party and you barely recognized the Captain speaking, so focused were you on ogling Leonard, who didnât seem at all bothered by it.Â
âHow is she, Bones?â Jim asked.
âOh, still flying pretty high. Sheâs having fun hitting on her husband.âÂ
Husband? You searched your hazy brain and finally managed to conjure up a memory or two. Oh, yeah. Youâd married him. Your grin grew larger.
âI have good taste, donât I, Captain?â you asked with a lopsided grin.
âImpeccable taste, Y/N,â Jim agreed. âBones here is quite the catch.â
He winked at his friend.
âDammit, Jim, Iâm a doctor not a prize fish,â grumbled Leonard mildly. You almost fell over from laughing so hard and you were pulled into his arms.
âAlright, I think weâve had enough,â he sighed. âItâs back to the ship with you until this wears off.â
Jim nodded and you made a sad face.Â
âIâm sorry, Y/N, but itâs for your own safety. I donât want you hurting yourself while youâre out of it. Bones will take good care of you.âÂ
âOh, I bet he will,â your grin turned naughty and you could hear Leonard sigh.Â
âItâs gonna be a long day,â he muttered.Â
You patted his arm.
âAww, Iâll cheer you up, honey,â you promised, batting your eyelashes again.Â
âYou are incorrigible, darlinâ,â he said affectionately. âNow letâs get you home.â
âYay!â you cheered.Â
 As you and Leonard disappeared, Jim turned to Spock.Â
âWell, that was interesting. You think sheâll be affected for a while?â
âGiven the dose she was exposed to and the potency of it, I would say so, Captain,â the commander confirmed, busily making notes. âLeonard may have a ratherâŠâŠ.interestingâŠâŠfew hours if her current behavior continues until this wears off.â
Jim grinned.Â
âHe sure will. Good luck, Bones,â he murmured under his breath.Â
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High!Reader accidentally spilling all their secrets to Ghost telling them about that time they almost joined a cult on accidentâ or that time they took home an opossum as a kid thinking it was cute only to realise years later that it was not a funky looking cat.
â Yandere Dad! Ghost with high reader
Warnings: yandere, platonic, and weed.
A/N: love this LMAO. Enjoy :)
âI⊠what?â is his first reaction. âWhenâ howâŠ?â
His brown eyes are just staring at you with pure shock. Obviously his face makes you laugh, making you ramble on more â but he puts his palm over your mouth and covers it, simply stopping you from saying anything. âI donâ want to know. Keep it to yaâself. Glad you didnât bring thatâŠâ he stops, shaking his head. ââCatâ home.â
Sure, curiosity claws at his body, but he doesnât want to know more. Itâs in the past, and it doesnât interfere with him, at least not anymore. And he knows teenagers do stupid shit. He was one of them.Â
But, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?Â
To say the best, itâs suggested not to say anything more â but knowing weed and if you continue rambling on, mentioning the cult, and how they almost sacrificed you, heâs going to be very stressed: hand on his forehead, large black-bags underneath his eyes, and a rare cigarette in his other hand. Â
Expect to no longer have weed, and to be stuck in the house⊠more permanently.Â
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