Nov 13, 2014
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If I ever met Tom Hiddleston I'd be like:
But then
CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES?
HIDDLESLUT.
elisa: i'm not trying to reproduce that soon
me: i am..wait what, I WANT HIDDLESTON BABIES...WAIT WHAT!!?!? I DIDNT READ DIRTY FANFICS THIS MORNING OR AFTER SCHOOL....
elisa: i think u did...HIDDLESLUT!!
me: AHHHHHH AKSDSAKMWQIFN OMFG I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE, UR A GENIUS!! I'M POSTING THAT ON TUMBLR!
she doesnt even fangirl over him, how omg this is why we're friends.
FOREVER LABELING MYSELF AS A HIDDLESLUT (BYE BYE HIDDLESTONER!)
Cumberbitches and Hiddlesluts
Le Friend: ALL BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WANTS IS KIDS
Le Me: HE CAN HAVE MY KIDS
Le Friend: omfg he's like actually quoted in an interview going like "but I can't just get anyone pregnant D:"
Le Me: OMG CAN THAT MAN GET ANY MORE PERFECT?
Le Friend: I KNOW RIIIIGHT
Le Me: he's good looking AND a TROLL. i dont care about the age difference, marry him then its legal IN ALL COUNTS
Le Friend: HAHAHAHHA
Le Me: and suggest he make sure all his groomsmen are single and... good looking too
Le Friend: HAHAHA OMFG TOM HIDDLESTON
Le Me: i'd take him. snape impression and all LOL then we can be cumberbitch and hiddleslut LOOOOOOOL
Le Friend: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Le Me: my logic has never been better
if tom hiddleston accidently touched your boob what would you do
Holy Dark Lord on a stick. Ok. IF I didn't faint, this is what I would do.
-Le Hiddles touches boob-
Says "Sorry, darling. So so sorry."
I say " It's ok, trust me, it really is ok"
Then he gives me a strange eye fuck look.
And I say
"I'm a Hiddleslut and I want some Hiddlesex."
He then follows my sex commands and everything is perfect.
The end.
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