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Bright in the Day - hetrez / @hetrez

word count: 4,180 ● rating: general audiences 

Buck has learned a lot of things since Kibble came into his life. He’s learned that Chris has a natural affinity for dogs. Kibble follows him around the house, sleeps at the foot of his bed, and sits under his chair when they eat dinner at the dining room table (no matter how many times Eddie has tried to tell her to quit begging). Chris seems to know exactly when Kibble is hungry or tired or needs to go outside. It’s only been a couple of weeks since Kibble officially became a member of the household, and Buck is amazed by how close they’ve grown and how quickly it happened. Buck has learned other things, too. He’s learned that Eddie leaves his socks everywhere (like a total slob), that Chris likes to narrate what he’s doing to anyone who will listen (including Kibble, which is adorable) and that having a dog around is better than Buck ever could have imagined. He’s also learned that Eddie’s morning breath is terrible. “No,” he says firmly when Eddie tries to kiss him right after waking up. “No?” Eddie echoes. He’s sprawled across half of the bed on his stomach, the sheet tangled around his legs, and Buck is sitting up with his back to the headboard, drinking his morning coffee. Eddie has propped himself up on his elbows and just tried to pull Buck down for a kiss, but Buck is categorically denying this request because—well, because of the morning breath. “You should brush your teeth,” Buck tells him. Eddie’s eyebrows rise up so high they look like they’re about to take flight. “It’s pretty dire,” Buck adds. Eddie stares at him for another moment, and then he collapses back into his pillow. “Fine,” he mutters as he moves to roll out of bed, “but it’s not like yours is any better.”

Author: hetrez Rating: Mature Status: complete Length: 24K

@nighthaunting​ Ohhhh yes >:) It would have been so cathartic to get in a punch, but it wasn’t part of The Plan. Soon

@gingersnapwolves​ HOOOO YES, this AU is a constant battle of wanting JGY to just go apeshit on people and wanting him to see people go apeshit for him. And yes, he is going to end up very very dead--JGY is still JGY, after all

@hetrez AHHH THANK YOU I’M SO GLAD 😍😍

@pink-fuchsia THANK YOUUU!

@ablazeandmeandering​ I’M SO GLAD! :D As a treat! He deserves it! They both do >:)

@flamingwell​ This made me laugh so evilly pfff I’m glad you...enjoyed it?? :D

@madtomedgar THANK YOUUUU. He’s going to go for maximum humiliation and discredit--I mean, he did insult A-Li, after all. Not just any death will do. Hopefully, he’s going to make it Zixun’s own fault >:)

@stripedroseandsketchpads​ Yesss! He’s weighed the odds and what he’s heard of Wen Qing and is pretty certain she’ll agree for the sake of her brother and her people. But perhaps it will bloom into something moooore? AHH, I’m so glad!! :D

@sparklespiff​ WELL THERE’S A THOUGHT 😂 The first one will definitely happen--the second perhaps as a happy dream

@themoonbunnyverse​ I KNOW, WHO THE FUCK COULD INSULT YANLI?? Yeah, that’s pretty much JGY’s thoughts too 

JZXun: Fuck you

JGY: Unsurprising

JZXun: Fuck your wife

JGY: .... 🔪 Well, now. 

If the other Jiang disciples are smart, they won’t repeat the exact words to either JYL, JC, or WWX o.o  JGY certainly never will--he needs the man alive to kill! He made the best of a bad situation ;-;

Everything is cool when you’re part of a team, everything is awesome when you’re living out a dream. (and living with found family) Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories:

So my dad was an amateur dog trainer and used to take our Tibetan Spaniel to dog shows when I was young. What I remember is that the dogs had to have PERFECT posture, be still as a rock when judges were feeling them up, needed to be within 0.000001 standard deviation of the textbook picture of the breed, had to perfectly run some kind of obstacle course, and usually were washed and groomed to high heaven.

I have no idea what the judges would do if adorable, floofy Makkachin rolled in with Actual Purebred Whippet Victor Nikiforov holding the leash, but it would not be anything good.

i am so glad i am finally home from work so i can give these replies the attention they deserve.  okay, first and foremost, i’m going to say that young victor skated boney m’s “rasputin” as an exhibition, because of the above commentary, except i’m going to argue that he paid tribute to 70′s soviet fashion by skating it in the following: