#hema fail

A woman goes to the doctor. Says her bones are bruised. Says her tendons are chopped. Says her ear got cauliflowered and then she got stabbed for real on her first day back. The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great HEMAist Ilyse the Beast is in town tonight. Go and see her fight. That should pick you up." The woman bursts into tears. "But doctor..." she says, "I am Ilyse the Beast." 🤡⚔️

Guess who 💜⚔️😂🤣

LMAO at finding burs like this on a rapier. Did someone mistake it for an arming sword?? 🫣😛

In case you were curious about why they hinge their hips like that in I.33, here are some souvenirs from yesterday's sword and buckler practice.

I hit myself in the head with my sword.

You should see the other guy. JK, he smoked me.

I get no respect.