Rest assured! That restrictive feeling will soon pass after that bubble gut of yours tears the threads open. You'll be delighted internally and externally as the barrage of carbonated bubbles expands and pushes your gut further out, snapping open your belt and shirt as it lurches out with a wobble to well past your knees. I'm sure your friends can hear all the fizzling and sloshing going on inside with every quivering inhale you take as every second brings you closer to feeling like you're primed to pop <3